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It's funny :lol: .
Cool eh... I saw it on your sig a few days ago. I never knew that the desent of pirates had anything to do with global warming. :p
By day he fought with sword and shield.....
By night he fought with pen and parchment.....
He was....The Warrior Poet.......
Fear the ANZAC Clan!!!!!
ORDER OF THE SHADOWY FLAME!!!
Do you have uber micro...????
Please, do not take the Flying Spaghetti Monster's name in jest. Some of us are quite serious about our devotion to the Great Pasta in the Sky.
no the flying spaghetti monster is nothing compared to blah
blah is devotion
blah is logical
blah is the path
blah is enlightment
blah is the way
Dwarf & High Elf, can it work?
COURTESY OF MARLINSPIKE, THE GREATEST PHOTO EDITOR OF OUR TIME....
Yes, blah is the way. I am forgoing the Flying Spaghetti Monster so that I may follow blah.
blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah...blah. ..blah...blah...blah...ah, satisfaction
Blah? What is Blah?
15:19:36 <Marijuan1290> let me enlighten you then
15:22:16 <Marijuan1290> while excavating an anciet roman shipwreck i discovered various anciet texts that appeared of utmost importance
15:23:15 <Marijuan1290> i took this, not informing others of course, and began to reconstruct the already collapsing parchments
15:23:30 <Marijuan1290> once finished doing this i began to translate
15:23:58 <Marijuan1290> i was mystified on how these romans spoke of an almighty blah
15:24:36 <Marijuan1290> they wrote in such reverance towards this blah that i was certain i must translate all the texts
15:25:32 <Marijuan1290> as i began to uncover what seemed to be an ancient religion of blah followers, i began to question what blah really was to these people
15:262 <Marijuan1290> it was, as taken directly from the texts, their almighty one
15:26:27 <Marijuan1290> with this information i understood the reverance of writing towards this mystical being
15:272 <Marijuan1290> blah was the one
15:27:18 <Marijuan1290> blah is the way
15:27:46 <Marijuan1290> from the day i finished translating all texts i understood my calling
15:27:56 <Marijuan1290> i was to tell others of this blah
15:284 <Marijuan1290> and spread enlightment towards others
15:289 <Marijuan1290> that is my quest
15:28:15 <Marijuan1290> that is the way
15:29:48 <Marijuan1290> one aspect of blah is its energy
15:309 <Marijuan1290> multiple flowing energys form around those who speak well of blah
15:30:28 <Marijuan1290> the blah helps their "karma" so to speak
15:30:55 <Marijuan1290> blah is a helpful way to understand, accept, and appreciate occurances
15:31:17 <Marijuan1290> even for the worse these occurances while under blah are deemed as positive
15:32:35 <Marijuan1290> these occurances of what seems as ill fate all lead to a moment of reality that comes with blah, a moment of serenity, a moment of all seing
15:340 <Marijuan1290> this moment comes when blah is understood
15:345 <Marijuan1290> and appreciated
15:34:25 <Marijuan1290> if one were to speak ill of blah, a series of events shall occur
15:34:34 <Marijuan1290> worse days will come
15:34:49 <Marijuan1290> certain days that seem well will lead to ill-fate
15:351 <Marijuan1290> happiness will fade
15:357 <Marijuan1290> and all hope will be lost
15:35:21 <Marijuan1290> for those who do not recongnize blah there is no hope
15:35:53 <Marijuan1290> these poor souls will be damned to lives of petty living
15:361 <Marijuan1290> and days of just getting by
15:36:13 <Marijuan1290> i pity the fool who does not accept blah
15:36:24 <Marijuan1290> for he is part of the damned
15:374 <Marijuan1290> part of the chosen to be sacrificed freely
15:37:16 <Marijuan1290> with no consideration
15:37:39 <Marijuan1290> they are animals they are sacrificial stock to please blah when deemed neccesary
15:37:53 <Marijuan1290> accept blah and its greatness
15:389 <Marijuan1290> more aspects of blah come together when you accept it
15:389 <onlainari> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH
15:38:20 <Marijuan1290> the end
This is a thread about the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Not Blah. Besides, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is better.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has a beer volcanoe and a STRIPPER FACTORY in heaven! It's way cooler!
I mean, not only does it have flimsy moral standards, but every friday is a religious holiday!
There are 10 million pastafarians. I suggest you be an individual and join us.
pastafarian. it sounds so cool i must join
I believe in The Force and The Force created all life, including the Spagetti Monster with his Noodly appendages. In fact, I once saw the great pastafarian lifeform in a giant pit under this fat blob who called himself Jabba.
This Jabba fellow was a real unsavory type (unlike the Spagetti Monster who is quite savory with just a little parmesan and some ripe black olives straight from greece. MmmmmMmm, if only religion could taste so good) and he would toss deviants into this pit and laugh while the Spagetti Monster devoured them. I'm not sure I trust a religion where a common food comes to life and begins eating it's own worshippers. I mean, when my food starts eating me, I usually take a couple of antacids and go to sleep.
What would YOU rather believe in? A pile of Spagetti with meatballs for eyes, or an uber N00b like unseen power that can be used to ch0ke 0ut your enemies by just closing your fist around the air in front of them. Heck, you can even use the Force to change peoples minds. Just the other day me and my wife went out to eat at Pizza Hut and she was like "I want a the Meat Lovers Pizza" but I didn't want meat lovers, so I merely waved two fingers and said "That is not the Pizza you are looking for" and she said "That is not the Pizza I am looking for."
The waiter sort of looked at us funny but I waved my fingers at her too and said "You don't want to look at us funny" and she said "Honey, as long as you pay the check I don't care what you do with your food". I'm not quite sure that was the result I wanted, but in the end I got the Beef and Black Olive pizza that I wanted in the first place and my wife was just sitting there dazed, which is the best way for your wife to sit there when you want to eat. Either that or sitting there holding your beer, I'm not quite sure yet on the "dazed or beer" debate. Maybe we can compromise and get both.
This should prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the farce is much more powerful than some flying bowl of spagetti with meatballs. I mean, for real, they should just teach us to use the force at school. Imagine going to the principles office then....
Pastafarian, that's hilarious. And I love the waitress story, Hourglass. I no longer know where my devotions lie.
Lets just say that, for many, Jedi was a directionless religion, it was great to screw with the census, but that was as far as you got.
With Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, the satire goes to a whole new level. Not only do you invoke a much greater WTF factor in your peers, but you get to actually do what you've been missing out on!
Praise in His name. Pray to His holyness (with the proper ending, RAmen). Preach the word of the noodly one.
Let me put it this way: satiring intelligent design > funny census results.
And who's not to say flying spaghetti monsterism won't make the next census? (<3 double negatives)