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Just a little something I found, and thought might amuse you:
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light
bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to
condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb"
is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this
discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy
the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique
and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this
group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all
headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot
handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start
it all over again.
Ryan Dancey, Vice President of Wizards of the Coast, believed that TSR failed because of "...a near total inability to listen to its customers, hear what they were saying, and make changes to make those customers happy." Are you listening, Games Workshop ?
What truly frightens me is how true it is. I've seen people leave foums over less...
Burn the land and boil the sea. You can't take the sky from me.
Member of the Canadian Clan, eh.
Mech Tau Cadre: 2000 points, needs paint and magnets.
Paladins of Avalon (SW):-1500 points, needs paint.
Oh god, this made me laugh out loud for about 4 minutes afterwards! It's so great, and just the thing that turns up in all of the "hot topics" on the forum - great find Hard Aun!
The only difference between tattooed people and non-tattooed people is that tattooed people are awesome and can kick your ass.
"War does not determine who is right - only who is left."
That list is frighteningly true, and absolutely hilarious at the same time. Worst thing is that I am sure we can all recognise ourselves somewhere in there. Definitely makes one wonder about the dynamics of online forum group psychology and behaviour. :huh:
"Girls are nice and cuddly on the outside, and freaky on the inside." ~ Lost Nemesis.
sad, but true...
"DICE FOR THE DICE GOD!"
And the almighty Dice God said to his followers "Thou shalt not speak ye words "anything but a one" For thou whoever'st speaketh this blasphemy will be cursed with thy rolls being of one".
I'm sorry, but don't we have a humor forum? Shouldn't it be moved there?
Life is too serious to be taken seriously
Very funny. I'm the grammar and spelling geek, though I try to keep it to a minimum! :p
As luck would have it I used to work in the manufacture and distribution of light bulbs (or "lamps") and I can tell you that there is only one way to change a lightbulb.
Whoever wrote that post IMHO obviously doesn't know what they are talking about, there's no way that many people could have that many different opinions on lightbulbs!
Just my 2 cents