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    Mc Donalds Job Application

    This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

    NAME: Greg Bulmash

    SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

    DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

    DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

    EDUCATION: Yes.

    LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

    SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

    MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

    HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

    PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

    DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

    MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

    DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

    DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

    HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

    DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

    WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

    DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

    SIGN HERE: Aries.

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    lol, that is funny blackhat.
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    americans there all mad
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    LOL

    That is pretty funny... I'd hire him on the spot!
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    at least he's honest

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    Nice, very nice....WAAAGH!
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    Yeah I remember this, saw it a few years ago, it's been changed a bit since then, but it's still as funny as the first time I read it.
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    I'M GONNA TRY THAT! MAYBE I'LL FINNALLY GET ANOTHER JOB!!! Wish me luck!

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    REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
    Honestly is the best policy...or so they say. Brilliant blackhat.
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    hey ifr u think that was a good policy 1 of my m8s wrote this on a SATs paper when he dint undewrstand a question


    i am not at all sorry to say to your pompus fat arse headed spanner that i dont understand that question and i am certain that you could not anser it ether and i know im falling the xam for this but i couldent give a embriotic worms arse
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    I adopted a cute lil&#39; pilgrim fetus
    from Fetusmart&#33; Hooray fetus&#33; &lt;/a&gt;

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