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    i got this in an email from a friend thought you guys might like it so enjoy.


    WHY DO MEN DIE FIRST?
    If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race... you're a male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the housework... you're a poofter.
    If you work too hard... there's never any time for her.
    If you don't work enough... you're a good-for-nothing lazy prick.
    If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay... this is exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay... you should get off your lazy ass and find something better.
    If you get a promotion ahead of her... that is favouritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you... its equal opportunity.
    If you mention how nice she looks.... its sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet... it's male indifference.
    If you cry... you're a wimp.
    If you don't... you're an insensitive *****.
    If you make a decision without consulting her... you're a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you... she's a liberated woman.
    If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy... that's domination.
    If SHE asks you... it's a favour.
    If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear... you're a pervert.
    If you don't... you're gay.
    If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape... you're sexist.
    If you don't... you're unromantic.
    If you try to keep yourself in shape... you're vain.
    If you don't... you're a slob.
    If you buy her flowers... you're after something.
    If you don't... you're not thoughtful.
    If you're proud of your achievements... you're full of *****.
    If you're not... you're not ambitious.
    If she has a headache... she's tired.
    If you have a headache... you don't love her anymore.
    If you want it too often... you're oversexed.
    If you don't... there must be someone else.

    MEN DIE FIRST BECAUSE THEY WANT TO!

    Wir Werden Vorherrschen!

    "I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."

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    Hahaha! The final conclusion rawks :lol: !! And it's so true...
    Ze titles yez...
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    Smite.
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    *laughs, falls off the chair, contiues to laugh, coughs four times and die from lack of air.

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    Laughs. *Forgets to buy flowers and dies*
    Henceforth no man shall set foot upon the world, and all around shall be set sentinals to ward away unwary spacecraft. We must accept that this place is lost to us forever, and is now the eternal habitation of abomination.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>another annoying thing i hate: 47,000 similies in one post. just thoght id throw that in there and see if anybody else hates it as much as i do.</div>

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    GOOD ONE&#33;&#33;&#33; really good actually :lol:

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    hehe, i wouldnt be suprised to see this article written in male anatomy books, because its fact&#33;
    Warhammer is expensive.

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