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    It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now
    nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
    sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research they are
    proud to present, to the LOV group, the results.

    REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
    With her consent....................... 12 Calories
    Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

    OPENING HER BRA:
    With both hands........................ 8 Calories
    With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
    With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

    POSITIONS:
    Missionary............................. 12 Calories
    69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
    69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
    Wheelbarrow.......... .................. 216 Calories
    Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
    Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

    ORGASMING:
    Real................................... 112 Calories
    False.................................. 315 Calories

    POST ORGASM:
    Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
    Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
    Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

    GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
    20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
    30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
    40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
    50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
    60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
    70 and over............................ Results are still pending

    DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
    Calmly................................. 32 Calories
    In a hurry...... ....................... 98 Calories

    With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
    With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories


    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    where it hell did you get this, it really great stuff

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    I dunno, I have really messed up friends.

    Mad Props to Angel_of_Rust for the sig.

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    hahahahaha had a good laugh with that one.
    Wir Werden Vorherrschen!

    "I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman."

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    WOW I should be a twig! jk.
    LOL!
    But it explains why my mother is the shape she is....*shudders
    8|


    And what made you think that i would 'appreciate' this? the fact that its to do with sex maybe? well I suppose I'm a bigger perv than all you guys

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