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I was reading the new Imperial Guard Codex and the phrase
"The Imperial Guard is the largest and most diverse organization the galaxy has ever seen. It contains billions of men from a million different worlds."
Now I then heard some commercial, on the TV, in the other room for turkey and it got me thinking. How many worlds in the imperium are devoted to the sole purpose of raising turkeys for the vast population in the Empire?
A couple hundred thousand...a million. Quite a few.
do they eat turkey in the 41st millenium? would atkins have some way blowed it to bits by then?
CHAOS FOR THE CHAOS GODS!!!!!!
"When you kill a man, It costs nothing to be polite"
-Winston L.S. Churchill
I guess they have something genemixed for that.
"people gather round the turkay-grox is ready"
Maybe all IG have been gene-spliced with turkeys, and that is why they cant shoot against my eldar! lol
FROM THE BOOK OF THE IMPERIUM:
1. Thou shalt not go on a panty raid in the Adaptus Soritus temple.
2. Thou shalt not flirt with Howling Banshees. They are the enemy.
3. Thou shalt not refer to Battle Sisters as Bolter Biatches
4. Darth Vader isnâ€™t the son of Abaddon
5. Thou shalt not reassemble a Necron into a washing machine
um different view. I think the turkeys have morphed into the Dark Eldar.