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    Note to the profoundly impaired: this list is intended as humor, and consists mostly of things that you should NOT do. NOT NOT NOT do. Once more, slowly, d-o-n-'-t d-o t-h-e-s-e t-h-i-n-g-s. If you do, you're a bad, naughty person. Bad person! Naughty! Naughty, bad person! Ok, now that that's out of the way, without further ado...


    How to be a pain in the butt on Librarium Online:

    1. Call yourself MasterWolfLord
    2. Call yourself MasterWolfLord2
    3. Post a message asking how to post messages.
    4. Determine a perversion so bizarre or obscure that it doesn't yet have its own sex topic i.e. 40k porno…hehe nevermind
    5. Start this week's new Librarium Online virus rumor.
    6. Double Post
    7. Triple Post
    8. Format your posts for with a 90 sentence gap
    9. Become a 40k forums promoter.
    10. Post elaborate conspiracy theories detailing how ATF agents under the control of Chelsea Clinton and Socks have implanted invisible microchips in your genitals.
    11. Anounce that your Blackhat’s long lost twin brother.
    12. Fill everyone’s pm box with ‘Can you read this?’
    13. Attempt to sell your sweaty underwear in the Librarium Market
    14. Create a 200 line signature
    15. Believe and describe in your posts that the 40k universe is actually real and your an assain in disguise set on killing Deciever.
    16. Correct every spelling and grammar mistake you encounter!!!!!!
    17. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames.
    18. Ask all female members if they’ll marry you...uh thats all 3.2 members.
    19. Finnish the everlasting bottle of beer.
    20. Describe everything in a maximum of two letters i.e. ‘I got NL CSM & IG. Pics in LO Gall’
    21. Flame yourself, and complain when reporting the post.
    22. Create yet another ‘Where are you from?’ topic.
    23. Ask members when they last had dates.
    24. Incisively put every single thing you’ve been nammed, titled and called and add it to your sig.
    25. Reopen ancient posts.
    26. Post under the name Roger Anderson.
    27. Deny that Blackhat id the finnal missing primach.
    28. Followup every post with a ranking on them on a scale from 1 to 10.
    29. Provoke insightful and productive debates on fresh new topics such as abortion, gun control, the existence of God, penile circumcision, and the relative superiority of Mac or PC operating systems.
    30. Inform the chaos fanatics that they're "going straight to hell," and then proceed to followup a variety of titillating posts.
    31. Go by the username of Cornholio calling everyone bumhole.
    32. Call a 3,000 + member site all geeks!
    33. Dare K3 to spam.
    34. Claim that you can see "hidden images" in another person's posting when you cross your eyes.
    35. Ask Austrian members about kangaroos.
    36. Ask Australian members about alpine skiing.
    37. Steal the Mod scythe of doom.
    38. Speak in another language.
    39. Write in Ork.
    40. Insult everyon’e drinking ability.
    41. Accuse female posters of being male. Ahem…you know who you are!
    42. Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.
    43. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself.
    44. Post up attention seeking polls and post’s such as ‘Do you hate me?’ when you know the answer is yes ;-)
    45. Call Bornindarkness a pink sissy girl!
    46. Be another smart arse describing how you plan to take over the world, like me!
    47. Post graphic descriptions of your bowel movements, genital sores, and various suppurating wounds
    48. Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?&# 33;?!?!?!?!?!?
    49. Put down everyone’s army list and claim your is perfect. Smite those who say otherwise.
    50. POST IN ALL CAPS
    51. omit all punctuation
    52. omitallspaces
    53. DOALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE


    How to be a pain in the butt to:
    BorninDarkness: Do everything in pink.
    Blackhat: Mock country music.
    Inquisitor: Spell ‘miscellaneous’ with an extra ‘S’.
    Toastee: Burn all the beer.


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    9. Become a 40k forums promoter.
    can i promote a forum if it isnt 40k forums?

    33. Dare K3 to spam
    what? we sorted that.
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    54. Put your name as HELPMEICANTFINDTHESPACEBAR
    55. Put your name as HELP ME I CANT FIND THE SPACEBAR

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    Originally posted by Sister_mel@Nov 26 2003, 13:50
    rumor.
    6. Double Post
    7. Triple Post
    14. Create a 200 line signature


    Inquisitor: Spell ‘miscellaneous’ with an extra ‘S’.
    6,7. woah some people can make mistakes woman, (of course it is not acceptable if done on purpose but in most cases it isnt)
    14.
    Bornin did it, and nothing says that mods can ignore the rules! (but seriously i dont mind bornin )

    inquisitor: i agree

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    56: Write a detaled story about mathue and kurt and post it in every forum

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    Originally posted by Sister_mel@Nov 26 2003, 21:50
    9. Become a 40k forums promoter.
    I'd rather say become a "whatever other forum than LO" promoter
    Blackhat's new blog network for terrain crafters!
    www.terraincrafters.com

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    Actually, sis, i get more *****ed over the really basic stuff like liberal punctuation with no thought behind it.
    "It fits like clothes made out of wasps!"

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    57. Never learn the difference between their, there, or they&#39;re. <:>

    Guess I&#39;m weird, but it&#39;s a personal peeve of mine. Just blame it on OCD. :lol:

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    1. Call yourself MasterWolfLord
    No can do.
    2. Call yourself MasterWolfLord2
    Again.
    3. Post a message asking how to post messages.
    LOL&#33;&#33;&#33;
    4. Determine a perversion so bizarre or obscure that it doesn&#39;t yet have its own sex topic i.e. 40k porno…hehe nevermind
    Do Furries count?
    5. Start this week&#39;s new Librarium Online virus rumor.
    No thanks.
    6. Double Post
    See below.
    7. Triple Post
    Don&#39;t see below.
    8. Format your posts for with a 90 sentence gap
























    Wha?
    9. Become a 40k forums promoter.
    I&#39;d rather choke.
    10. Post elaborate conspiracy theories detailing how ATF agents under the control of Chelsea Clinton and Socks have implanted invisible microchips in your genitals.
    They did, come see.
    11. Anounce that your Blackhat’s long lost twin brother.
    Nope.
    12. Fill everyone’s pm box with ‘Can you read this?’
    Oh, that&#39;s such a cool idea...
    13. Attempt to sell your sweaty underwear in the Librarium Market
    0_o
    14. Create a 200 line signature
    Er, no.
    15. Believe and describe in your posts that the 40k universe is actually real and your an assain in disguise set on killing Deciever.
    *cocks boltgun*
    16. Correct every spelling and grammar mistake you encounter&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;*
    17. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the word "imbecile" in your followup flames. *
    18. Ask all female members if they’ll marry you...uh thats all 3.2 members.
    Will you?
    19. Finnish the everlasting bottle of beer.
    *FINISH, You imbcile&#33;&#33;&#33;
    20. Describe everything in a maximum of two letters i.e. ‘I got NL CSM & IG. Pics in LO Gall’
    WTFIUWT??? AFAIK, there&#39;s no problem with abbrev. TTYL.
    21. Flame yourself, and complain when reporting the post.
    This actually happened on another forum. The Admin did it.
    22. Create yet another ‘Where are you from?’ topic.
    Shrewsbury, England.
    23. Ask members when they last had dates.
    No.
    24. Incisively put every single thing you’ve been nammed, titled and called and add it to your sig.
    *NAMED, Imbeceel&#33;&#33;&#33;
    25. Reopen ancient posts.
    BUMPING&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
    26. Post under the name Roger Anderson.
    Mr Anderson, we missed you.
    27. Deny that Blackhat id the finnal missing primach.
    *IS, Imbeecile&#33;&#33;&#33;
    28. Followup every post with a ranking on them on a scale from 1 to 10.
    7.3
    29. Provoke insightful and productive debates on fresh new topics such as abortion, gun control, the existence of God, penile circumcision, and the relative superiority of Mac or PC operating systems.
    :blink:
    30. Inform the chaos fanatics that they&#39;re "going straight to hell," and then proceed to followup a variety of titillating posts.
    We are, no problem with that.
    31. Go by the username of Cornholio calling everyone bumhole.
    Did that happen? Bumhole.
    32. Call a 3,000 + member site all geeks&#33;
    What, we ARE all geeks.
    33. Dare K3 to spam.
    Best not.
    34. Claim that you can see "hidden images" in another person&#39;s posting when you cross your eyes.
    Ooh, LO Magic eye contest&#33;
    35. Ask Austrian members about kangaroos.
    "Ja, vee haff ze kangaroos in Osterreich."
    36. Ask Australian members about alpine skiing.
    Thay do that a lot, I&#39;m told. on holiday.
    37. Steal the Mod scythe of doom.
    I don&#39;t need a scythe. I have a chainsaw.
    38. Speak in another language.
    Que?
    39. Write in Ork.
    Wha?
    40. Insult everyon’e drinking ability.
    *EVERYONE&#39;S, you Imbecyle.
    41. Accuse female posters of being male. Ahem…you know who you are&#33;
    SHE&#39;S A BLOKE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
    42. Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice.
    No can do.
    43. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself.
    Don&#39;t have the time, really.
    44. Post up attention seeking polls and post’s such as ‘Do you hate me?’ when you know the answer is yes ;-)
    I&#39;m not paranoid. I KNOW everyone&#39;s out to get me.
    45. Call Bornindarkness a pink sissy girl&#33;
    As an Emperor&#39;s Children player, that would be hypocrisy.
    46. Be another smart arse describing how you plan to take over the world, like me&#33;
    Don&#39;t need no plan. Already been done.
    47. Post graphic descriptions of your bowel movements, genital sores, and various suppurating wounds.
    Like my ingrowing toenail. Oh the pus.
    48. Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least thirty?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&# 33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?&#33;?
    I HATE THIS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;& #33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;& #33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;& #33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
    49. Put down everyone’s army list and claim your is perfect. Smite those who say otherwise.
    There is no cheese, only cheesy players.
    50. POST IN ALL CAPS
    51. omit all punctuation
    52. omitallspaces
    53. DOALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE
    WHATIDONTTHINKTHERESAPROBLEMWITHTHAT


    How to be a pain in the butt to:
    BorninDarkness: Do everything in pink.
    Oh, behave.
    Blackhat: Mock country music.
    Rock&#39;s far better.
    Inquisitor: Spell ‘misscellaneous’ with an extra ‘S’.
    Toastee: Burn all the beer.
    He&#39;s a good friend of mine. I wouldn&#39;t do that. Instead... *sets fire to Tyler%*
    %That&#39;s his name.
    There is no pain you are receding
    A distant ship&#39;s smoke on the horizon
    You are only coming through in waves
    Your lips move but I can&#39;t hear what you are saying

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    I&#39;d rather say become a "whatever other forum than LO" promoter
    ok just thought i would check before i promote a forum.
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