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    Signs Your Cat has Learned Your Internet Password

    1. E-Mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy."
    2. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
    3. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip.
    4. Your web browser has a new home page: http://www.feline.com/.
    5. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ... and a strange aroma of tuna.
    6. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp. about their release of "CyberDog."
    7. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
    8. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
    9. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
    10. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.


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    I have a cat, which likes to sit on my computer monitor, so I'd better watch out for some of these.
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    :lol: I've always known that cats are smarter than dogs, and I think that some of the crazier ones out there could pull some of that stuff off. Good times.

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    I just love how silly they can get you hang up some paper tied to a string.

    they can go at it for hours. :lol:

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    paper on a string... i think I'll try that.
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    my grandma had 2 cats, one was a fat sob and the other one didnt let you pet him and he died of cancer or something
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    A lazer pointer has the same affect

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    Good thing my cat stays outside most of the time.
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    Luckily for me my cat only has interest in whats behind my computer, every time he sneaks in, he heads directly behind the desk and assault all the electrical cables etc. Might not be so lucky for the computer (or him the day he bites the main power lol)
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    My cat just likes to watch TV, she&#39;ll sit in front of it for hours, and every once in a while she&#39;ll scoot closer, and closer, until she&#39;s practically underneath it, just watching the colors.
    You can't move the furniture anymore
    And I'm not gonna trip and fall
    Going for the door

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