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Wellp, things at my workplace get rather interesting after-hours sometimes.
Tonight, a group of young adults outside our workplace came in, sort of panicked, about some vial they had found in the payphone just outside by the entrance doors. My manager called me (thinking "Hey, let HIM do it" she told me) and had me put on some gloves (2 pairs no less). I extracted the vial from the payphone and took one look at it before rolling my eyes.
"T-Virus" it said.
Well, then, considering that it said "T-Virus" and contained a liquid that looked the color of human urine, I was pretty set on writing it off as a complete joke with no physical harm intended. One of the girls was scared that her brother was going to get hurt from just touching the vial, so I told her that he'd be fine with just washing his hands and that I'd get it tested at a nearby hospital (if it didn't cost me too much, that is.) She gave me her name and number to call back, and she left.
I thought it was over.
About half an hour later she comes back in with a guy and a really tall Aryan girl. The girl from before was still nervous and somewhat freaked out. The guy had a look that said "I don't want to be here, whatever" and the other woman was really, really angry.
She asked if we still had the vial, and after we answered in the affirmative, she asked for it. I gave it to her, and she asked us if we were just going to treat it like a joke. Yes, we responded, because right now it just looks like someone pee'd in a vial for a joke. "You aren't going to call the police or anything?"
She stared at me as if I was a complete waste of DNA for about a second, and then said in a sarcastic tone, "Thanks a lot." and stormed out with the other two in tow.
I was tempted to dial up the police and let her explain everything to them herself.
I was hoping to keep that vial, too. It was a cool one. Pity.
Well, when they are all zombies you can sit down and relax. Or go and loot their home......
I must say that is one of the most unusual (and humorous) things I have heard in a while.
Now, the moral is, next time you come across a vial labelled "T-Virus" immediately call the police and ask for the zombie division.
You need the S.T.A.R.S. division. They handle all zombie related issues.
However, I think alot of people are going nuts over this issue. Sounds like a small joke from a nerd. The only reason I think people are going crazy is because they do not know anything about Resident Evil.
That's exactly what I thought. I was kind of surprised to find out that there are still people who have no idea what Resident Evil is, despite the movies and constant game hype. o_oOriginally Posted by IamJasonK
I think they actually thought it was real, despite my assurances that it was a joke.
I'm inclined to believe Aryan lady was the one to plant it in the first place, actually.
Whether that was the T-Virus or just Human piss, it gave me an idea for something to scare the crap out of the whole town...
Where can I buy viles?
my thought were that they were trying to create panic for some stupid prank and they were all in on it......but i can always hope that it would actually create zombies.....:tongue: