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Welcome to yet another Picture Adventure! This is the best article of them all. Barely having anything to do with the forum, it will have to do with YOU(The person reading this article).
From what I can tell, most people are slightly retarded. That - or they tell a brain-dead monkey what to type on the computer. That results in half garbled sentences that looks like someone held their eyes closed and poked at the keyboard for two or three minutes.
Now, you'll no longer be idiotic in the keyboard ways again! After this article, you'll know how to type like a normal person.
Maybe not, but we'll atleast be able to read your sentences...to a point...
Step One: Locate the Keyboard
This is a keyboard, it should be around or near your computer.
Step Two: Locate the Letters
Look at the highlighted area. What do you see? I see letters. Do you remember when you were about...four? Do you remember learning the alphabet?
That's all the keyboard is, it's just the alphabet in key form. Now, the letters might not be in order but if you look real hard, you can easily distinguish each letter.
I'm not going to go into the hand positioning, but it really does help.
So, step 2.5 is going to involve some coherent typing.
Step 2.5: Typing a Word
Now, that you probably have your keyboard in front of you, I want you to do something easy.
Press the 'A' key.
Now press the 'P' key.
Now press the 'P' key again.
Now you can press the 'L' key.
Finally, press the 'E' key.
What does that spell? Apple! That's correct.
Congratulations, you're on your way to typing like a retarded monkey!
Now, just pay attention to the keyboard and don't be a ****ing moron. The last part is the most need-to-know thing.
Just practice. You'll get the hang of it soon.
It helps to type in Microsoft Word or Wordpad. That way, you can check over your spelling and grammar and not feel like a retard when you post here on LO.
I think we need a picture of your keyboard and the technical manual.
For right now though...I'm going to assume no.
I am going to have to object to your article. I have known many mentally challenged monkeys and they have -all- been very fine individuals. Comparing people who are incapable of approximating a proper English sentence is both unaccurate and unfair. I request that you replace your reference to "retarded monkeys" with something more acceptable, such as "mindless lungfish." After all, monkeys have fingers.
Originally Posted by Bob Dole
As a charter member of the retarded lungfish anti-defamation league or RLAL, I must make a formal protest.
P.S. That 'highlighted' keyboard in fact looks possibly radioactive, possessed by daemons or at the very least highly toxic.
I recommend wearing a hazmat suit, and having both a young priest and an old priest in the room before you attempt to type further on it.
Last edited by Grey; February 24th, 2006 at 19:22.
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