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I originly did this in the fan fiction area,but it got closed.now that ive found the general 'off-topic' disscussion area,suppose i could post.
i have 2 to publicate to date,the first and second.if you like sci-fi,you'll enjoy reading as you may be familiar with a lot of the charecters.if you hate it,then you'll enjoy it anyway as a incorrect parody.
anyways on with number one,and to stop bumping,number two:<Patric Stewart Enters>Church Of Sci-Fi 1
Patric Stewart: (turning round,giving menacing glares)...and the lord of sci fi,Herbet George Wells,sat down and invisioned a invincible army of tripods,striding though corrupt fields,purging all sinners with their heat ray of holy purity.now let us sing hymn number 42,oh tripod please dont burn us.
<pan round.major kusangi,tachikorma,cylon,obi-wan kenobi (episode 4),han solo,daleks,the doctor and king kong start garbled singing.for purposes,we will refer them as the audiance>
audiance: Oh,tripod please dont burn us
we know were all sinners
wash away our sins today
with your holy puri-tay
<low angle.HG Wells,HP Lovecraft,James cameroon,T-1000 and a rancor start singing.they are the choir>
choir:i am going to burn you!
<rear angle.a red flash of light erupts,and kills audiance>
Patric Stewart: Damnit HG Wells,cant you go 1 hour without burning someone?
and now,number 2:
<Patrick Stewart Enters>
Patric Stewart:today,holy ones,we have a very special guest.from the local county counsel.i give you:the laughing man
Laughing Man:I’d Thought Id Pretend To Be One Of Those Deaf Mutes…
<Camera Snap To Kusangi>
Kusangi:you mean the counsel workers…
<Back to laughing man>
<Camera Snap To Dalek>
Dalek:You Mean Davros
<Back to laughing man>
<Camera snap to cylon>
Cylon:My Systems Suggest You Are Lying
<long shot,low angle of kusangi and cylon>
Kusangi:Well He Would…
<camera snap,high angle of laughing man and Patrick stewart>
Laughing Manerman,Can You Get Them To Be Quiet?
<close up on Patrick stewart>
<Close Up Tracker On Kong.Kong Makes Random Monkey Noises>
Patrick stewart:AND STOP MONKEYING AROUND BACK THERE!!
<Monkey Noises Stop.Long Shot Of Audience + Kong>
Patrick Stewart:Now That Your All Calm,Let Us Read Hymn 1’000’000’000,Please Don’t Hack Me.
Leave Those Files Alone.
All And All Your Just A
Another Break In The Wall
<Close Up.Kusangi Behaves Erraticly.Close Up On Kusangi’s Handgun.Bullet Fires.Shot Of Dalek Getting Killed.Close Up On Gun again.Bullet Fires.Close Up On Tachikorma>
Tachikorma:Um…Major,Im Bullet Proof Remem-Hey,Where Did You Get That Rocket Launcher!
Cylon: Damnit!I Hate You!
<Close Up On Rocket Launcher.Rocket Fires.Tachikorma Blows Up.Fast Close Ups On Gun And Rocket Launcher.Long Shot Of Hall.Kusangi Drops To The Floor>
Laughing Man:You’re the Deaf Mutes…
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Have you been in the closet for the past two years? If not, someone should smack you for not knowing about Scientology.
It was written by L. Ron Hubbard, a Sci-Fi writer.
On an unrelated note, I've started worshipping Dan Abnett. He is the prophet of Gaunt and should be heard!
It was closed for a reason.
Posting a rehash of crap is still crap.
Thread locked. Take the hint.
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