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How's it going? Anyway I was wondering why there is such a big fad of Chuck Norris go around? Like what happend to made him so popular. I must admit I do enjoy some of the Chuck Norris jokes. :shifty:
So how bout every tells their Chuck Norris jokes on this thread :yes:
Q: What are the 3 leading causes of death in North America?
A: 1) Heart Disease
2) Chuck Norris
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Of all things holy not a Chuck Norris thread..just try and keep it mostly civil...
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Instead of posting unoriginal material about Go...I mean Chuck Norris, why don't you go ahead and make up some new jokes. I know I'm tired of seeing the same old Norris jokes and longing for new ones...
But, Chuck Norris does not long for new ones. New ones long for Chuck Norris.
Heres one off the top of my head...
Ever heard of the song "Who let the dogs out?" by Baha Men
"who let the dogs out?
WHO WHO WHO WHO!"
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. :w00t:
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Basically, you can find the sum total of this thread's content at www.chucknorrisfacts.com. Simple.Please do not double post. If you wish to add something further, edit your other post.Originally Posted by Squeaks
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