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... then I found Gizoogle, a webpage that translates things into Gangsta.
Here's what it made of the Lexicanum entry for the Grey Knights (warning this contains NAUGHTY WORDS! :-O):
The Grey Knights Gangsta is rumoured ta be almost 3,000 strong, n its military troops fizzall into a series of principle designizzles:
Grey Knight Terminizzles fo' sheezy: The elite warriors of tha force, armed n armoured wit priceless artefacts n trained ta tha highest standards tha Imperium can fosta in tha hearts of 'men'.
Grey Knights , niggaz, better recognize: The staple of tha military force, each soldia equipped wit a suit of aegis armour, his S-T-to-tha-izzorm drug deala n nemesis force weapon . Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your mother****in' dome. Each one is also a trained playa mak'n tizzy considerably more fearsome than tha standard troops of otha armies.
Teleport Attack Sqauds : Some Grey Knight squads is deployed using Deep Strike technolizzles in W-H-to-tha-izzich case tizzle fizzy drug deala this designizzles.
Purgation Squads . They call me tha black folks president: These squads is made up of battle-brotha specially trained in tha techniques, skills n drills associated wit tha chapta's principle infantry support weapons: tha Psycannon, n tha Incinerizzles.
In addition ta this, tha chapta benefits fizzle mechanised support from Dreadnoughts n Land Drug Deala (bizzoth standard n Crusada pattern). "
Nemesis Force Weapon : These psychically-charged blades allow tha killa ta inflict horrific injuries through tha combinizzles of his faith, mind n body.
Incinerizzle . Boo-Yaa!: Fizzy of consecrated oils, these deadly weapons act in an infantrizzles role, n they cleans'n fire is capable of trippin' through tha enemy like a hot knife through wanna be gangsta.
Psycannon: These unusual projectile weapons is based on bolt weaponry, but instead use a combinizzles of a psychically-charged round n isotope explosives ta deal fantastic damage . One, two three and to tha four. They is also equipped wit suspensors, pimpin' tha weapon ta be fired wit impressive accuracy, even whilst on tha run cuz its a doggy dog world
It is a very funny translator, you should translate the LO forums page, some members names come out rather funny.
Hey That Is Pretty Funny ... Was Waiting For Bling Bling To Be Used.
I ran the Dark Angel's Lexicanum entry through Gizoogle. The names of the Battlebarges listed at the bottom of the page made coffee squirt out of my nose
EDIT: Cypher's entry is similarly hilarious and conatins naughty words: