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(The UK papers are full of how a good England team has played three lack-lustre games and needs to up its game in order to progress into the upper reaches of the competition...)
It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered."
Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
myself-you lads go down the pub."
So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
Brazilian team go off for a few jars. After a few pints they wonder how the
game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer
goes up as the screen reads,
"Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating England all by
Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers,
"It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They put the teletext
"Result from the Stadium,
'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1 (Lampard 89 minutes)."
They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against England!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him in
the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his hands.
He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down." "Don't
be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And they only
scored at the very, very end!"
"No, no, I have, I've let you down...I got sent off after 12 minutes."
Last edited by Hard A**; June 23rd, 2006 at 00:52.
Ryan Dancey, Vice President of Wizards of the Coast, believed that TSR failed because of "...a near total inability to listen to its customers, hear what they were saying, and make changes to make those customers happy." Are you listening, Games Workshop ?
Now that is very funny!
England have been playing total crap so far....
I hope they're better on sunday against equador. Bet Rooney gets injured, though...
how the hell did I not see this earlier today? I read this joke on a completely unrelated forum this morning, and held off posting it here till this afternoon. Then I find tonight that you'd already posted it.....Aun, have you been messing with the time coding to claim you posted it first?
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