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Thought as some people were asking me to speak (type) in an Irish accent, a joke that makes fun of how people talk around here parts would be in order. By the way Dingle is in the very south west of the country in the beautiful county of Kerry. Is one of the nicest places in Ireland but also one of the remote.
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird section
>>and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if
>>can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat
>>up dere," says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy
>>Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to
>>drive to the top of the ConnorPass.
>>At the ConnorPass, Gerry looks down at the 1000-foot drop and says, "Dis
>>looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them
>>his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all
>>way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and
>>"Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!"
>>Moment's later Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass.He's been to the pet shop
>>and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one
>>hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says.
>>takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the Edge of the cliff.
>>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the
>>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and
>>breaks every bone in his body.
>>Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting
>>Paddy is just getting over the shock of loosing two friends when Sean
>>appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out
>>which he pulls a chicken. Sean Og then hurls himself off the cliff and
>>disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>>Once more Paddy shakes his head - Fook that Lads. First der was Gerry
>>his budgiejumping, den Seamus parrotshooting and now Sean Og and his
roflmao, man that's the exact way the accent is.. well, I guess I can say that because I know what the accent sounds like... coming from Northern Ireland I guess I'd know a little bit more about it than your average internet user.
Great another irishman, theres one or two of us about you know. Well you can never have enough Kerryman jokes
Heh, two irish guys and we both have Mario as our avatar. How's that for comedy and good taste.
Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ .
Um do I have to be irish to understand this joke?
In the end there is only war.
Well maybe a little, people from that area of Ireland, actually talk like that.
Thats a good one