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Here's a joke.
As part of a 'bonding' exercise for the international Wargames, it's decided that three countries - Australia, England and America - would all send members of their police force for a rabbit hunting game. Each police force was chosen from a certain area, so you had Police officers from Perth representing Australia, Officers from Brighton representing the English, and officers from Los Angeles representing the Americans.
It's decided that the Australians will go first followed by the British, and then the Americans last.
So the Perth Police strut off into the woods to find a rabbit. After only a few minutes a single shot rings out and a policeman walks out carrying a rabbit, followed by his fellow officers. "We know all about rabbit hunting mate." he says as he slams the dead rabbit down on the judging table.
Next up are the Brighton Bobbies. They opt for a slash'n'burn technique, and in a couple of hours manage to walk out of the wood with a slightly charred but otherwise intact dead rabbit. "We also know 'ow to get them Rabbits there."
The Americans are looking very cocky and smirking at the British trophy. They swear at the Brits and Aussies a couple of times as they set off into the forest. Immediately there's gunfire. A lot of gunfire. This continues for hours and hours, long into the night. Just as the sun begins to rise the next day, the judge spots an LA cop coming out of the bushes, and in his hand he's holding a very bloody bruised and beaten.... squirrel.
'Um,' said the Judge as he looked at the poor animal still twitching 'That's not a rabbit'. 'Yes it is.' comes the reply from the officer as more of the LA police come from the forest. 'I'm afraid that's actually a squirrel.' Just then the squirrel, having just had his tail jerked sharply by the officer, lets out a squeal; 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN I'M A FREAKING RABBIT!!!'
That pretty much acurate, sadley.
I've heard that one before, but with FBI, CIA and LAPD and a bear, but that doesn't make this one any worse. (yeah, i laughed)