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I know i play too much 40K when ....
I tell my boss that "unfortunately, the marketing department has been lost in the warp".
I suprise myself sometimes.
What random 40K comments have you let slip infront of the uninitiated?
If you look down on me, you see a fool.
If you look up at me, you see a god.
If you look me straight in the eye, you see yourself.
- Charles Manson
Hehe, I play chess against a friend on a weekly basis and love letting slip 40k comments, example;
"O.K, so I activate the Veil of Darkness on my Lord"... and promptly pick up my King and plop him on the other side of the board. Or, if he takes one of my pieces-
"You didn't let me take my armour save. That models in terminator armour, and your lasguns are only AP 5"
Tis classic :lol:
"You're very interesting, and very perceptive. So interesting, and so perceptive, in fact, that we shall now fight with KNIVES!"
"I've been dead long before you were born, and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead!"
You know you play too much 40k when...
you go into work and realize that your wearing nothing part from a trusty Mk IV space marine helmet.
I have had some days when I just repeatedly called everyone "heretic". Thankfully I did'nt go as far as to tattoo an "I" into my forehead.They already have!You know when you play War hammer 40k to much when....
You think tyrnids will take over the world.
"DICE FOR THE DICE GOD!"
And the almighty Dice God said to his followers "Thou shalt not speak ye words "anything but a one" For thou whoever'st speaketh this blasphemy will be cursed with thy rolls being of one".
When you have got it tattooed on you (lookee in me avatar)...
You know you play too much 40k when:
You find yourself yelling "Emperor's holy cheezits!" in surprise at things.
You ask your freinds "I'm cracking open the holy cooler, want one?"
You get up in the morning and say "I have awoken."
You imagine that girl you fancy in SOB power armour.
You read "Cream teas" as "Crisis teams" (happens EVERY time now.)
You start waving Lho sticks around in clubs.
You tell the police that you hit the guy because of your righteous zeal special rule.
You never back down in an argument because you are "stubborn."
You start calling chavs "Bone 'eads."
You start wanting to burn magicians at kids parties.
Imagine executing ET.
Look at big guys on harleys and smirk because they've got nothing on the Ravenwing.
Start thinking how much better the world would be if we all worked for "the greater good."
Shout "die, die, DIE!" When you squish a spider.
Take an unhealthy interest in organ cultivation and genetic research.
Constantly tell people "there is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."
Imagine Master Chief Vs Marneus Calgar.
Errrm, thats all for now folks.....
"This sure ain't no pansy Eldar Armor, Son"
185th Cadian Armored Div.
"One Shot, One Kill"
Western Border Patrol of Athel Loren
You know you play too much WH40k when....
You put serious consideration into how quickly a Space Marine strike force could take over the world...... And worry that the world would be declared excommunicated by the Inquisition for having so much classified information freely available for sale (chaos codex anyone....).
You no longer consider the idea of battles fought in the garden with thousands of points worth of models as insane because it allows you to field your entire collection.
You mentally give stats to everyone you meet.
You realise that giving stats to everyone is flawed because the scale for normal people doesn't go low enough to take into account that space marines only have St 4 out of 10.
You know red ones don't go faster because you collect an Imperial army, but praying to the car before a trip will ensure a safe journey.
Your favourite chair is called the golden throne.
You find yourself in a padded cell for claiming to be "A Lost Primarch"
"God is dead" Nietzsche- 1886
"Nietzsche is dead" God- 1900
Why are there scams? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q71FLDIMBc8
When you have a religious discussion and someone mentions that Judas sold out jesus for "3D6" pieces of silver...ture story...what it wasn't me or anything:ninja:
Blais's Paint Studio-Getting broken armies good soft scores since 2009
You know you've played too much 40k when...
You start absentmindly firing your imaginary bolt pistol at randoms in the street.
You say "For The EMPEROR!" before tests, etc.
You make the sign of the Aquila across your chest before you play.
You start using dice rolls for everything, like greetings (like in Futrama!).
You call your car "Rhino" or "Predator".
Your Land Cruiser becomes a Land Raider.
When you listen to classical music, imaging your forces crushing the enemies.