- Warhammer 40K Fantasy

Welcome to Librarium Online!

Join our community of 80,000+ members and take part in the number one resource for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K discussion!

Registering gives you full access to take part in discussions, upload pictures, contact other members and search everything!

Register Now!

User Tag List

+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 2 of 2


  1. #1
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    In teh webwayz
    0 Post(s)
    0 Thread(s)

    46 (x2)

    I was just wondering how many of you have used before? It is a site where people literally clipmark parts from a page and upload it to their server for everyone to see. The vast majority of these are comedy ones, although there are a few others two. And even better, it is free to join and there is an extension for Firefox so you can clip quickly and easily!

    A couple of my favourite recent clips are:
    Quote Originally Posted by
    The US government has a new website, - Prepare. Plan. Stay Informed.. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.

    The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations.

    If you have set yourself on fire, do not run

    If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

    If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder

    If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.

    Use your flashlight to lift the walls right off of you!

    The proper way to eliminate smallpox is to wash with soap, water and at least one(1) armless hand.

    Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the **** away.

    Hurricanes, animal corpses and the biohazard symbol have a lot in common. Think about it.

    Be on the lookout for terrorists with pinkeye and leprosy. Also, they tend to rub their hands together manically.

    If a door is closed, karate chop it open.

    If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

    Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. After 5 minutes and 12 seconds, however, you may become sterile

    After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.

    If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that ****.

    -- If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.

    If you are trapped under falling debris, conserve oxygen by not farting.

    If you lose a contact lens during a chemical attack, do not stop to look for it.

    Do not drive a stations wagon if a power pole is protruding from the hood.

    A one-inch thick piece of plywood should be sufficient protection against radiation.
    Quote Originally Posted by
    A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

    He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

    * and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.
    In case you are tired and don't get it, dihydrogen monoxide = water.

    AGLOCO - Earn money by browsing the internet!

    Quote Originally Posted by Krevzi and Me
    Warhammer is like crack. But more expensive.
    Quote Originally Posted by Karmoon View Post
    Learn parasite, that us Chaos players like to have our cake and eat it. In fact, we particularly like stealing the poor necrons' cake and eating that too, because they're too slow.

  2. Remove Advertisements

  3. #2
    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    0 Post(s)
    0 Thread(s)

    77 (x2)

    Ha! some of those are pretty funny

    Might check out the site someday this week.

+ Reply to Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts