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I got this off EO (at least I think I did!
No, Ahriman, you can't go to the Library for extra credit and Ghazghkull, please put Yarrick down. That's the third time I've had to ask you to stop that. See me after the class.
Now does anyone know the answer to the question? Anyone else apart from Eldrad? Roboute, perhaps you can stop scribbling in your notebook and tell us the answer...
Leman, Lion stop bickering right now or you'll both get detention.
Typhus, for the last time, there are showers in the locker room for a reason. If you never wash up you're going to get a fungus or something.
Fuegan, turn that Bunsen burner down. Everybody else has there's at a reasonable length, why do you always have to have the bigger flame?
Jain, please stop that awful screeching! This is choir class, not the zoo!
Now that you have made the first incision... Good heavens Kharn, what are you doing to that frog?
Leman, you need to get your hair cut, it's longer than the school dress code allows. Don't you bare your fangs at me, son!
I don't care what you say, Aun'shi, but cheating on the test is not "for the Greater Good."
No, Emperor, you may not go to the bathroom. I swear child, you already practically live in there!
No, Ghazghkull, you may not "squash da 'umies." And for the record, it's "squash the humans."
Farsight! Look what you've done now; you've killed the Ethereal? That's time out for you, mister! And no starting splinter colonies while in the corner!
Lucius, What are you doing behind that book? Please put the book on your desk like everyone else!
Angron! Do you want that knife confiscated?
Abbadon, Please stop saying that your father could have beat Marneusâ€™ father.
Mephiston, please stop writing your name in blood on your worksheets!
Cypher, how many times have I told you, no speeches of redemption during Silent Reading time!
Sanguinus you come down off that ceiling this instant!
Looks like we're going to have to find a separate room for you, Eldrad, if you can't stop reading people's minds for the answers.
Fulgrim! Lucius!!!! In all my years I have never seen anything...
You are late again Vulkan.
Luther, you answers arenâ€™t that good, why can't you be like Lion?
Leman, I shall not tell you again, do not howl when you know the answer.
Will all students please note the following rules for exams:
1: All Farseers, Librarians, Tzeentch followers, or psychics of any kind, are not allowed to use said powers.
2: All Eldar, the use of wraithbone armour to ask the spirits of its prior users for answers is forbidden.
3: Bolters are not allowed.
4: Silence is a must, emperors children I am looking at you.
Slaanesh what are you doing in that corner?
Nurgle if you cant stop burping and farting we'll have to put you outside.
Tzeentch, stop confusing the class!
Straken burning the Tyranids does not smell better than breakfast.
Redmaw, how many times have I told you to shave? No I will not accept that wulfen excuse any more.
Azrael, I saw you and Ezekiel passing notes, is there anything you want to share?
Ahriman, this is the last time I will tell you to stop bothering Czevak for help.
Pertaubo, please do not get angry with Rogal because he has the correct answers.
Will the Harlequin Shadowseers please stop casting veil of tears during roll call.
Will all Death Guard please note that I will no longer accept any tardy slips, or sick notes from "Big Papa Nurgle".
Stern, stop purging your book, its not possessed by Daemons, now sit down or I'll send you to the principle's office.
I look forward to seeing all of you at the football game tonight, which we will win by a score of 4-2, thank you Eldrad for that early report.
Cypher please come out from underneath the table; the Dark Angels are not out to get you.
Iyanna stop asking the dead for the answers to the test.
When we play dodge ball, I don't want the last two participants to be the Emperor and Horus.
Nightbringer, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, leave that scythe at home! You'll have someoneâ€™s eye out with it!
Well ... thank you for joining use today Abbadon! It's good of you to fit us in your busy schedule! These crusades of yours are not helping your tardiness young man.
Coteaz, Horus is not a heretic, his answer is correct.
Abbadon stop making fun of Horus, if I remember correctly you and your crusades have not made it to Terra yet now have they?
Horus! You put Sanguinus down right this instant!
Eldrad, if you refuse to stop using your powers to cheat on tests, I'm going to have to seat you next to the Pariah!
Old One Eye, will you please stop eating the table.
Eldrad, please stop fighting with Ahriman. You are both excellent psykers.
Horus, stop annoying the Emperor. He beat you fair and square.
Canoness please stop yelling BURN THE HERETIC while pointing at me.
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these are great!!
A Promise to a dead man means nothing.
Class, I am afraid I have received some sad news. The following students have had to... erm... go away for a while:
And has anyone seen Leman?
Oh my, there seem to be some extra spaces on my roll call sheet. Does anyone know who that is? Oh, well, I suppose I'll find out when they show up.
Class, I have some more bad news. Roboute is recovering after a nasty "accident..." today, we're all going to make "get well soon" cards for him.
Very nice, Iyanna. I think he might not want to become a Wraithguard if he dies, though.
Angron! Stop hogging the red crayon! You have to share.
No, Ahriman, you still have to send a card like everyone else. "Pychic powers" are not an excues to get out of work.
Magnus, you got what in your eye? Ok, I guess you can go to the nurse's office.
Nightbringer, we have scissors to cut the paper. You don't have to use that scythe.
Mortarion, stop eating paste!
Si em, tow en can de lach.
Tak! Tak! Tak ah wan, Tak a lah!
Mi tow, can de lach.
Mi him, en tow.
I can imagine, super deformed 40k characters in elementary school. :lol:
Lets see... Oh look, my abaddon, waht a big head you have. I hope it shrinks before your first black crusade!
"Leman stop yelling at Lion and Magnus its not like they did anything to you"
"Ragnar for the last time wolf skin cloaks are against school policy"
"Ogryn, when i said tell me who you are i didn't mean write 'me'"
Veni Vidi Variant
I came, I saw, I got a different type of Leman Russ.
The spikey ones go faster.
98% of the teen population has smoked weed, the other 2% went straight to crack.
Saga of the Ages. Click it.
Rules for grenades are on page 72 of the rulebook.
"Stern, dont use the pencil to poke ahriman, NO DONT USE THE SWORD!"
"Coteaz, Stern stop making up plans to kill abbadon."
GREY KNIGHTS RULE!
Haha imagine mini-mes of the 40K characters...
Hey that's an idea. We could draw up mini-me versions of them...
Watch this before posting:
Posting and You
"Now Class, today we're going to learn about the spanish inquisition (looks around the room, see's the Inquisitors start foaming a tthe mouth) Well on second thought, perhaps we should skip that due to the uh debates it might bring up"
Live life Dangerously
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