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i want to hear some good ones, for me i made a tomb kings player cry when i killed all 12 of his big guard dudes with a 2d6 brain bursta from my gobbo, he bragged about how kool they were so i took him down a couple steps with my 42333245 goblin to his all might tomb guards (bigger then last seasons gaints) were guys
What do you call a lasgun with a lazer scope?
a twin linked lasgun.... HA haha haha
How about killing sigmar with fanatics at the recreation of black fire pass. I also managed to wipe out my own unit of grimgor's black orc ladz with aforementioned fanatics, leaving Grimmy as an IC, who also waded into the fray and caused a wound. As cheesy as people can make characters, they can still be killed by fanatics!
The night goblin spearmen who held a charge vs knights of the realm. They took two casualties. They gave out one. (go spearman!)
Knights break. knights run. Knights panic neraby griffon riders, who also flee. Knights run through archers containing opponents wizard. Archers panic, flee and flee off board with mage. (as do the knights)
I appreciated that unit. I thought it did well.
Mind you, pulling off a irresistable force waagh for the 1st and 2nd turn waaagh with my L2 shaman did well a brettonian foe, I even got a first turn charge into his artillery with my marched wolf riders. (Needless to say it was a quick battle).
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White dwarf birthday; opponent using the White Dwarf. Survived everything being shot at it and magic; until got splatted by fanatics killing it there and then
Also, who else can forget when that Gork's warpath spell goes off and stamps on EVERYTHING! causing the general and his unit to flee, sending half of his units running off the table/stamped out, seriously crippling the rest of his army and eventually stamping down on the shaman catsing the spell, followed by a double 1! Then the only combat he wins (and wins well, leaving me needing insane courage) results in a break test of snake eyes, the unit of blorcs smacking his flank and proceeding to run down pretty much the rest of his army. Poor bloke. O+G have too many fun great moments to list them all.
Oh, and I almost forgot the time my bolt thrower crew chased a unit of chosen knights and fully kitted out tzeench lord off the table. Lovely Waaaagh! spell. They killed him again in the next game when his retinue got wiped out by skarsnik's prodder (8 st 6 no AS hits is nasty) and they gave him a bolt throuugh the brain which got a 3 on the d3 for wounds caused. POINK! Thats their 35 points earned back, and then some!
I should stop now. However, not before I change my profile pic to an orc.
The first spell I ever attempted to cast with my new army.
Gaze of mork, nothing special, at a unit of knights of chaos.
2 dice, double 1, miscast.
Miscast roll of double 6, spell goes off at irresitable force, kills four knights of chaos!
Roll on miscast table again, double 1.
Shaman explodes and kill three models around him...
Sets the tone for playing orcs and goblins really...
V's Dwarfs ; my opponent had a big gun line, lots of thunderers, xbows, loads of war machines. He was looking very confident
I had 6 units of wolf riders. I gambled and rolled 5d6 for my lvl4 orc shaman, three 6s came up and the Waaagh was cast. All the wolf riders charged in the first turn (with no stand and fire allowed) , game over before he got one shot off
V's High Elves ; managed to take down a dragon and prince with a unit of 60 night goblin archers all with poisoned arrows yyaaayyy goblins!!
Perfect description of playing gobbos - loved reading it!
My highlight was landing a perfect rock lobber shot on top of a giant and killing it outright.
Low point was loading up with a level 4 goblin shaman and watching him blow himself and neighbours up 1st turn - 2 games in a row!
Ah well, you just have to laugh sometimes when you're a gobbo leader.