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Orcs and Goblins are undisputedly the most entertaining army in the game. This forum is
dedicated to the posting of particularily amusing moments that have arisen from Greenskin
gaming. If Animosity, Giant clumsiness, Squigs, Fanatics, or the abyssmal Orc miscast table
had a part in it, all the better. Note this can be either an event that was beneficial or self-
destructive. Your call.
And thanks to Wolf_Pack for suggesting this.
using a rock lobba and i actually managed make good guesses and hit bang on every time, I even nailed a character!!! Im so proud of my goblin crew, dez de bestest in da world
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Personally, it was a Massive Squig herd breaking, and as a result bursting all over the place. The squigs probably dealt more damage to both sides than the armies did. Once in the battle, a squig actually finished off a wounded giant, but was instantly squashed by it's falling body. Two uncontrollable Orc effects taking each other out.
hmmm... getting beat up by the forest was kinda funny from those weedy wood elves! O yea and my giant rolling a 1, falling in the forest, being swarmed by dryads and then failing a LD10 stubborn test was pretty great. Also losing to dwarves without actully engaging while 8 thunderes destroyed my entire army because all 3 mobs of boyz failed their animosity test 3 turns straight. Then the boss's unit panicked from casulties at LD8, then the other 2 units panicked also and they all ran away, i didnt inflict a single casulty all game!
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Back in the day when I played Orcs I can recount his one time in which my rocklobber landed on my unit of black orcs and general ending the game. It shows you the greatness of the Greenskin technolgy right there in that moment!
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i got one that happened a couple of days ago okay picture a battlefeild completely devoid of terrain except for a hill situated on themiddle with a single tree on top... now picture 12 fanatics all hitting that tree on the same turn ^_^ and then just to rub it in my first giant had to trip over and land on 2 thats right 2 nightgobbo units causing them to flee from the battle and the second one tripped and fell on the first killing them both! (definately the worst turn of my gaming career and as my *cough cough* friends like to remind me worst in the gaming clubs history
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Yikes :wacko:i got one that happened a couple of days ago okay picture a battlefeild completely devoid of terrain except for a hill situated on themiddle with a single tree on top... now picture 12 fanatics all hitting that tree on the same turn and then just to rub it in my first giant had to trip over and land on 2 thats right 2 nightgobbo units causing them to flee from the battle and the second one tripped and fell on the first killing them both! (definately the worst turn of my gaming career and as my *cough cough* friends like to remind me worst in the gaming clubs history
I can't believe something like that actually happened
I have witnessed some nearly mathematically impossible. If this situation ever happens again, there is something wrong with the universe.
Here's how it goes.
A Giant is in combat with a unit of dwarfs, including a Dwarf Lord.
On the first round the Ginat looses combat, and fails is stubborn test on a twelve (first event)
tries to flee over terrain, rigth behind him and falls on a 1 (second event). The scatter make him land on the unit of dwarfs (thrid event)
Hits Tthe Dwarf Lord on a partial 4+ and wounds on a 4. (fourth event)
Lord fails is 3+ save, and fails the reroll (sixth event)
Fails the 4+ ward, and the reroll rpovided by the rune of luck (seventh event)
Finally, the Orc player rolls a 6 to deal 3 wounds to the dwarf lord, killing him where he tood.
Some thing in live are just too much, for everything else, there's an orc army!
Looking at it in my head, the best I can figure is that, in a stroke of brilliance, he turned from the fight, ran at the obstacle, pushed off of it intentionally and flung himself back at the unit. How utterly absurd.
the funniest moment i had was havin an entire 1000pt army failing there animosity tests one turn. this was including the re-rolls for my black orc warboss.
another funny result was when my orc shaman got of 3 irresistible force spells due to the miscast table the he managed to blow himself up on the next roll.