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Phanta Claws brought us a puppy dog! We heard that the Phanta Claws had attacked a group of Enforcers. They came trooping down to investigate the Orks, but instead got their faces ripped off by the Phanta Claws! Stupid uppers. Of course they're stupid males and can't see their own noses. If they had half the smarts of a woman they'd pay attention and know you have to be careful with the Phanta Claws. I heard they lost their Sargent, handler and their cyber puppy. Serves them right.
We know better. We try to keep track of Phanta Claws and after it made a raid like that, we knew we had a golden opportunity to nail some sweet loot. It had its lair in an abandoned Enforcer barracks. (appropriate!) Jess sneaked in to watch for when it left, and called us in. Unfortunately the Quaos gang must have had the same idea or maybe they followed us. Probably followed us. Males are too dumb to have ideas.
They were sneaking up from behind some mold jungle from the opposite side of the abandoned barracks. There was that arrogant snot, "J Boss" Topek and his fancy grenade launcher. Toe-pecker is more like it. Yeah, he was up on a mound and started firing. Not that he actually hit anything! He's so dumb and in love with that thing, he doesn't realize he couldn't hit the ground if not for gravity. Jane thinks he's compensating for something! She would think of stuff like that! Sure enough, when we started moving forward he fires and it goes sailing over our heads. We ran over to some cover anyway, and he couldn't see anything to shoot. That one, missed shot is the only thing he did the whole battle! What a moron!
Mad Marie sent a couple of us into the barracks through the windows, while most of the rest went around the side to hold off the males. I'm so glad I went in first! The Quaos Force gangers had gotten set up ahead of time with their two heavies, most of their gangers, and that creepy scout. As soon as Marie and the others rounded the corner, they all let loose!
They managed to wound four, and nicked Marie with a flesh wound. I think we need to come up with a new name for "First To Die" Jess. She was the only one who came out ok! Jess and Marie ran in through the door and got under cover, but everyone else out there was stuck crawling for cover.
Marie, like always, went mad and declared we were going to stick it out and cut them to shreds. I think she had forgotten about the Phanta Claws. We started shooting back, but not much was happening. Then the males proved their stupidity. They had been sneaking a couple people up behind the barracks to trap us. While Marie may go mad, she's still a brilliant tactician. She had kept Three-on-one Jane and one of the Juves back there for just such a situation.
Jane and Talia went through those two in 2 seconds. Talia shot one. I was watching out the window, and they had come prepared with chains, but Jane made them look slow with her awsome Initiative. Slice, slice, slice!
The firefight was still going on with the rest of the Quaos males and it wasn't going too well. I managed to shoot one of them while I was hauling some loot, but they nailed poor Ganger Ginger. Maybe we could have taken them since we were now all inside the barracks, but we never had the chance. Phanta showed up and we weren't about to try to take it on inside its own home!
We bottled and fast! Poor Ginger was too wounded to move quickly, and Phanta got her, permanently. At least it was quick.
Quaos also managed to capture Ganger Evana, but we ransomed her back in trade for one of their gangers.
When we got back home, we found the Cyber-Mastiff in the loot, and Marie is going to be her handler! She's calling it "Fido". (Where in the Spyr did she find a name like that?!) Mad Marie bought a blindsnake pouch for me. I've improved a lot and I can probably take two wounds instead of just one now. This blindsnake pouch has me jumping at all sorts of things, but it's supposed to give me a premonition of when someone is shooting at me. I'm going to rip those males apart!
Some of the others have learned things too. Talia has become a full-fledged ganger now, and has added a Counter Attack and another Attack to her already known Combat Mastery and her improved Initiative. Jane, of course, is getting to be an even more impressive Leader and she's gotten Stronger too. Even "First To Die" Jess is getting good. She knew how to Disarm, and she seems to have picked up how to Step Aside when fighting. I'm sure she'll become a Ganger soon. Mad Marie can take two wounds now too, same as me. There are some wounds too, but they're pretty minor, mostly hearing loss.
Even though we bottled, she didn't seem too upset, though I am sure she's kicking herself for walking into their firing. Still, with the 3 treasures we picked up from the Phanta Claws' hoard, we got some Frag Grenades, Fido, and 60 credits! I heard that when the Quaos boys managed to grab the present poor Ginger had been carrying, that all they found was a set of red clothes! Stupid males.
It's late and I'm heading to bed.
Recording to Davie Crickett.
Dude! We so kicked butt today!!! Sweet! It was a bunch of those Escher girls! We totally rocked! J Boss set me up to sneak up behind them, to you know, like surprise them so I didn't get in on all the shooting, but it was so cool!
Any Escher gang probably has swords, so the boss bought me a chain. We had worked our way up and were getting close to totally sniping them from behind, but these two chicks were waiting for us. One of them shot "Goodie" and then this other chick came at me. She was like totally hot and had sweet knockers!!!
But she was pretty fast too. I just barely got my chain up to speed when she like totally started waving that sword all over!!!! She sliced me a bit and I guess I fainted or something, cuz the next thing I remember was a couple of the guys hauling me into home.
The girls grabbed Goodie Chicome but we managed to exchange him for one of their people. J Boss thought I was so important to the victory that he gave me the sword to work with. I've gotten a lot better at my Weapon Skills now and after working with this sword, I think I've figured out how to Parry too, not just with the sword, but with anything!!!
I'll bet you're sorry you didn't join me when I decided to join up, huh! This is like so cool! Next time I fight these chicks, I'm gonna capture one and, like, turn her into my slave or something!!!
Say hi to mom and dad for me. Do you think they'll send me anything for my 15th birthday?
Oh yea, and I have a name in the gang now! "Mook"!!! I don't know quite why they call me that, but I think it's so cool! It sounds like "spook" or "Duke" or something!!!!
What's Lari doing??? Is she dating anyone??? Has she asked about me at all??? I hope this cut will make a cool looking scar! She'd probably think it's cool!!!!
Quaos Gang Records - J Topek
The Horde made off with almost all the loot. They left behind just a red suite. Disappointing after all that work of following them. The gang operated well after my grenade laucher sent those Escher freaks into cover. Set up a good line of fire ready for when they would come around the corner of the barracks. Mook and Goodie were sent to try coming in on a sneak attack from behind. They didn't do so well. Goodie got snatched, but we grabbed one of their ladies and managed to exchange.
* Rock has turned into a bit of a Medic.
* Roll has started tinkering with things and is trying to Invent stuff.
* Yank is developed some Crack Shooting skills to his Marksman skill. Gave him a Shotgun.
* Screamer was already a Crack Shot, but he's developed a second Attack. (how did he did that while only shooting???)
* Iron Mike was a Crack Shot too, but he's improved his Ballistic Skills now too. Get him something other than an Autopistol?
* Goodie is still bragging on his Fast Shot with no effect, but he he's getting better at his Ballistic Skills.
* Mook .... is a freaking twit! The stupid juve is all hormones and excitement. From what I heard, he got into it with the Jane who took out three orks at once. I'll bet he was staring at her tits so much he forgot to fight. Not only that, but he fainted! He had one little cut on his cheek, and that's it. Freaking pansie! Let's see, I took his chain away andd gave him the sword, since he needs all the help he can get. Maybe watching Jane's chest did something since he is a better fighter now, about as good as a ganger. Playing with that sword has also let him figure out the Parry skill.
* Red Spirit doesn't seem to do much, though he's a good fighter for a Ratskin, but I keep sending him out on exploration trips. It's worth the cred, I hope.
Emperor save me if Mook comes asking to go "kick some more ass"! I'll put my boot up his.... Sigh. Maybe, eventually he'll turn into a decent ganger.
Very nice. To the other posters that is not the purpose of this forum and if you continue to post those sorts of things I will report you to the moderators.
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[16:19] <@Alzer> Arky's right though
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> I know he is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> He usually is.
[16:20] <@Kaiser-> Sometimes it's intentional.
[00:01] <+zubus> i love you, ya skirt wearin nothern monkey! ^_^
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