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I'm starting this topic becaus ethe other day I was playing DoW at a friends and was attacking a SM comp base with a Bloodthirster while using a Deflier to log shells with its Battle Cannon. My Bloodthirster was chasing a Librian(was too big to fit inbetween some places ) The SM comp just deployed a Brand-spankin'-new Scout scout. A half Sceond after they exited the HQ (Seriously) a Deflier shell land inbetween the 2 scouts, decimating them. For the rest of the day, me and my friend made several comments of 'Deflier Snipage' TRUE STORY!!!!!
I was playing an online game once, slipped away to feed my sister's rabbit (lazy a*****e) anyway, i came back, and my entire squad of Marines had been sniped- my scouts hadn't reported anything, and they were closer!
another one was a random death of one of my apothecaries- he had run away from the battle, was completely safe, had healed himself, and just collapsed dead for no apparent reason.
---Log from the Last Excursion of the Temera---
Pilot: Damn i knew this ship wouldn't last long.
Computer: welcome to Windows 40k
Pilot And Co-pilot: AAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH
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Hmm. I bropped an orbital strike on a massive melee of like 6 full strength armies (mine, 2 allies, 3 enemys, multiplayer). It froze for about 1 minute, and then all hell broke loose. It was awesome
Back from a long adventure.
I Had a SM commender beat an eldar farseer in single combat! Well ok i did have 4 heavy bolters and about 14 bolter helping
Having an avatar Kebab 10 ork boyz in a row. (They were charging through a tight lane, avatar simply thrust his sword through them all)
Having My Bloodthirster pick up a farseer and through it in a lake (Never to be seen again..)
I was being over run by orks and all I had was a squad of 4 space marines left, my chapel had bee distroyed and I was clearly beaten. So I thought what the heck and spent my last dollars on 4 flamers, charged and broke 5 close to full strength slugga boyz, they ran off and after they rallied came back and finished me off but it was still pretty funny.
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I was playing against my uncle in Scotland and his Avatar impaled my Librarian with the damned Wailing Doom. The game glitched out somehow and the Librarian's body refused to dissapear, so for the entire rest of the game he paraded the skewered corpse of my Librarian around the feild. Sick *****.
Had 4 ass termie squads and 2 LR transports. An eldar player was moving along Kasyr and wiping my team out so I thought screw it and charged. They took out the ork base and a 1/2 strength squig. THen a full strength Avatar. 3 squads of Chaos SM.
Thats 2 Ultis, a base and a whole lota troops
Then some reapers came along and my termies were toast and the LR had taken alot of damage. But still thats some mighty impressive killage.
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When I say jump you don't ask me 'How high?' maggot! You jump!
Having my laptop die after downloading the online patches... oh wait, that wasn't a good thing.
Managed to lose almost all of the blood ravens in a campaign mission but still finished it with the Imperial Guardsmen and Leman Russ tanks.
Nailing a load of dark reapers I'd lured out with an empty rhino. Best use for 6 whirlwinds I've ever had.
i was having a LAN and i had a warp gate in the middle of the 5v5 assult squad bash
and there smashin each other and so forth
when there all slowly dieing i send full strength seercouncil w/ excutioners
and 3 full strength banshee unit into a warp gate and im wachin this smurf brawl
and im laughing and tactical squads are knifing scouts and its slaughter
and there both sending in more troops and are oblivious to me watching
and laughing the i send my units out (after timer thing is gone) to the absolute shock off my friends that my forces teleport and im serious they actually thought my forces could teleport LMAO
another game i was playing them again but they learned how to play better
and they had kained my "visble" and had no clue about the units of rangers surrounding them and i had forgoten about the avatar i was building and it was spawned and i was like WHOOPS
and they started shooting it and it scewered 3 marines and glitched
and the stayed on omg it was funny because the avatar had killed there forces and i hadnt used my rangers
in another game i was playing with them one of them acidently spawned a bloodthirster and he didnt know what one was lol he said ur not letting me build my forces
and i said its not me
he was so shocked when looked back on his screen to seen the blod thirster
and he attacked a massive base of myn that had 20 d-cannons on the 2 entrie points
it got mauled to hell but it killed aew of my turets
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