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    If World War Two Had Been An RTS. This is FUNNY.

    I found this on the web recently and I just couldn't stop laughing at it. If you are a WWII history buff, then this will be a LOT more humorous to you, if not, then it will still be mildly humorous.

    Anyhow, check it out:

    If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room
    traffic would have gone something like this.

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined
    the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the
    game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the
    game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the
    game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the
    game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill:
    hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like
    panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a
    depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight
    me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin:
    cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye
    frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
    Churchill: wtf the
    luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant
    afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon:
    stfu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur
    worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me
    an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin
    pounded
    deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the
    game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur
    wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]:
    ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t
    u fags im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont!
    lol
    Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf
    Hitler[AoE]:
    america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
    Hitler[AoE]:
    thats bullsh1t u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u
    hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the
    other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a
    path
    Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed
    my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im
    gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands
    full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im
    comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before?
    sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a
    commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t
    help
    Hitler: o man ur focked
    paTTon: oh what now biotch
    Roosevelt: whos
    the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow:
    lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax
    hes killing all my sh1t
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my
    record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wtf that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to
    say nutsack lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging
    hun ****socker
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are
    fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been
    eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower:
    ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this
    game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTF
    my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a
    moron
    paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why
    dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: fock
    u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon:
    fock this sh1t im goin afk
    Eisenhower: yah this is gay
    *Roosevelt has left
    the game.*
    Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
    Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to
    join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0:
    hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his
    stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some
    plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay
    gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy
    ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won
    the game!*
    Eisenhower: awesome!
    Churchill: gg noobs no re
    T0J0: thats
    bull**** u fockin suck
    *T0J0 has left the game.*
    *Eisenhower has left the
    game.*
    Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me
    for ****
    Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
    tru_m4n:
    l8r all
    benny~tow: bye
    Churchill: l8r
    Stalin: fock u all
    tru_m4n:
    shut up commie lol
    *tru_m4n has left the game.*
    benny~tow: lololol u
    commie
    Churchill: ROFL
    Churchill: bye commie
    *Churchill has left the
    game.*
    *benny~tow has left the game.*
    Stalin: i hate u all fags
    *Stalin
    has left the game.*
    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a
    jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o sh1t!
    *paTTon has left the
    game.*


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    LOLROFLMAOMGWTFBBQ!!!11!!eleventyone!!shift+1

    7h47 15 73h r0><><0r!

    Sorry mods, I thought it was appropriate for this kind of thread.

    O'Dev'n
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    hahaha i liked the ending where patton goes and kills himself in the jeep ^_^

    the only thing missing was the frenchies coming back and kissing our feet for liberating their country from hitler :p

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    i liked the nuke part, common give me some nukes lol
    Mr. Burns: Why is everyone being so insolent today?

    Smithers: Well sir, it is christmas...

    Mr. Burns: I'll decide when its christmas!



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    Classic. Absoloutley Classic. Especailly:

    paTTon: lol no1 is left
    paTTon: weeeee i got a
    jeep
    *paTTon has been eliminated.*
    paTTon: o sh1t!
    *paTTon has left the
    game.*

    and:

    join
    *tru_m4n has joined the game.*
    tru_m4n: hi all
    T0J0:
    hey
    Stalin: sup
    Churchill: hi
    tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his
    stuff!
    tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
    Stalin: d00d gimmie some
    plz
    tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
    Stalin: omg dont be gay
    gimmie nuculer secrets
    T0J0: wtf is nukes?
    T0J0: holy
    ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*
    *The Allied team has won
    the game!*



    Classic stuff.

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    HAH!!!

    I want to here this bimbo/urban style from somebody like the Chinese.

    Like:

    Hitler: Yo Moso dawg, wanna go over West side and collect some Frenchie Biotches

    Mossolini: I down wit that!



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    I can see it now... Mossolini in his Kappa gear and all blinged out. What up Hittler dog?

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    Lmfao Rofl That Is The Funniest Sh1t Ive Ever Read

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    hahahaha, that just made my night! I'm sitting hear laughing and my girlfriend is reading her book askin my what I'm doin and then she called me a nerd when i told her she loves me eh? lol That was so funny! thanks so much for posting it! ahahha

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    *dies of laughter!!!!!111one*

    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are
    fockin gay
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been
    eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower:
    ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this
    game blows
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    *faints*

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