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    A driver meets Pope Benedict XVI at the airport.

    After getting all of the Pope's luggage loaded into the limo,
    (and he doesn't travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still
    standing on the curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver. "Would you please
    take your seat so we can leave?"

    "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me
    drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

    "I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And
    supposing something should happen?" protests the driver, wishing that
    he'd never gone to work that morning.

    "There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in
    behind the wheel.

    The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
    airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver,
    but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.

    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license," moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop
    approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his
    motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.

    The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's
    stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

    "So bust him," says the Chief. "I don't think we want to do
    that, he's really important," said the cop.

    The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!" "No, I mean really
    important," said the cop.

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "Governor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

    Cop: "I think it's God."

    Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"

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    Now that's funny!

    Thanks Blackhat!

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    :w00t: :lol: good stuff Blackhat!:yes:

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