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I have been wondering peoples opinions, after watching some of the trailers for warhammer themed computer games. Which warhammer army would you say is the sexiest? Odd question? You know you think about it
Sexiest? Depends on your exact defenition. I mean, witch elves are sexy in a "topless-wacked-out-cocaine-binge" sort of way I guess. Female witch hunters are pretty awesome in an "Indiana Jones with tits" sort of way. The entire theme of Bretonnia is in it's own way somewhat romantic, though perhaps "sexy" might not be the right term.
Overall, my vote goes to dwarfs though. Dwarf women. Yowza.
Sexy is defined different by everybody, the dark elves remind me of my friend who just moved to BC this past week, and I had been seeing her alot, so in a way this is a tribute to her.
But if you wish to put down an explanation as to why you think say Ogres are sexy by all means go for it. It could be sexy for any reason.
Chivalry lives on!
I am heading off to the Peace Corps. It is bery likely I will not be back. Good luck to all of you endeavors.
From the point of view of the trailers (I probably haven't seen all of them, probably), I'd have to say the Dark Elves. Only if we're talking appearance, though, as some of their behaviour might be considered a bit of a turn-off.
But there is potential in other races, I guess. I mean, I have a Vampire counts army where all my characters that are not mindless undead constructs are female. I guess that could count.
And Chaos. That lovely, shiny, spikey armour. Those mighty ranks of warriors. Very sexy!
Alright- without getting shot for the whole "z0mg Twilight! z0mg Anne Rice" bullfeces, I vote Vampire Counts. Again- this has nothing to do with your newer books.
We aren't going to count old old vampire legends, because those involved alot of scary imagery that had your vampire more like a zombie or a feral beast. We'll go with Gothic Horror vampires, like GW based theirs...
You know what- nevermind. I'm not about to go into the whole list of literary boundaries that vampire novels completely destroyed with their symbols and motifs... Normally I'd vote Ogres at this point. But I'll keep my vote on vampires.
Immortal beauty with snowy white skin, good teeth, raven black hair, and charisma that enslaves any she looks upon? YES PLEASE!
Of course if you have a pain fetish, you could get all of the above and more from a Dark Elf. Might have to recast my vote...
Why hasn't there been the cry of "Whooooo Slaanesh!" yet?
But yes VC and DE would be the other two options.
This is assuming fluff not miniatures though. A lot of the miniatures are far from sexy.
Everything is better with smut