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So I wonder how much you people out there smack talk during your games. We've got one guy at our store who's infamous. The worst part of it is that he's really good. His wit cuts quicker than you can blink and is utterly acerbic. He draws in an audience and then churns out the most humiliating invective you can imagine.
I'm a bit more straight-laced and don't get too caught up in it, but I did send someone this email not long after I'd first started playing...Dear Lizard Lord,
The Count of the Army of Vanuatu challenges your puny forces to battle on the fields
of Nyuk Nyuk. We will drink your thin, lizard blood, feast on your cold-blooded
flesh, and gnaw on your brittle bones, etc., etc. In Vanuatu we call it "The
Genuine Slavic vampire challenge: Te zviklidovam jesterkebo kluk! (I will crush
you, lizard boy).
We have assembled (quite literally) a 1,000 point army to humble you with. You may
choose the time and date of your defeat. We understand that you will need some time
for the writing of wills, making last love to lizard women, and bewailing your eminent
That was quite funny :yes:. I do not actually challenge like that in case people think that I'm weird.
But it is entertaining and taunts a person to play, though it does make losing much more shameful if you do.
"Well... that hurt" - Vampire Jon Skellan (Mannfred's right hand man) after being beaten up, falling down an underground waterfall and being impaled by a stalactite.
I would not play with such a person.
I mean, its not as if you play warhammer or anything.Originally Posted by DavidVC04