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This coming Friday, at the end of the week,
I'm up against an Empire geek,
He fears my army deep down in his bones,
"You always cheese me," he groans and moans,
"Throgg's vomit is imba, it's just plain sick,
And don't get me started on bloody Wulfric!
No Festus cheese and his regen crew,
No Chosen either, since they're broken too"
So I smiled and politely offered a way,
To best me fairly in a No-Cheese-3K,
And although he will probably bring Van Horstmann's Speculum,
STank, and what not, I'm still gonna beat him!
level 4 mage
Fury of the Blood God
Tendrils of Tzeentch
He flaps around, and does bugger all
and probably dies to the first cannonball.
If he thinks that Lore of Metal is fun,
Then count on his STank dying - turn 1.
Book of Secrets
This flag waving caddy is a melee-type guy,
But he never casts anything with more than one die.
Talisman of Preservation
This build [not mine] is more than just show,
When it come to CC, this one is a MoFo.
Shooting against them just won't do Jack...
Another idea, stolen from Lord Borak.
Standard of Dicipline
Two units of Tzeentch, which I think is fine,
I like to have General leadership 9.
Either Horde or Steadfast, they're not very nimble,
Naked men with a Greatswords: A Freudian symbol?
Tough as a brick and with blessings most foxy,
But why do we still have to use a damn proxy.
Banner of Rage
Thundering down on great chaos steads,
A Deathstar is what every evil side needs.
The final tally is in, and we all know the score,
but if only I could squeeze in one point more...
And that is the List, in its un-cheesey glory,
But really this isn't the end of the story,
I'd like to hear more opinions than mine,
Perhaps even put to verse and rhyme?
Good advice will be clearly highlighted in blue,
Until then my friends, bonne nuit and adieu.
“If you’re in the penalty area and don’t know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we’ll discuss the options later.” – Bob Paisley
Magnificent! Fantastic! All in all ... not half bad.
Reading your list did make me quite glad.
I don't have much in the way of suggestions to offer.
But here are two cents I'll place in your coffer.
Are you sold on the DP?
That's a great deal of points de VP.
Perhaps a fighty Lord?
Of that you won't get bored.
A lord with armor of damnation
And the amulet of preservation?
It's not all cheese and it's money in the bank
If that empire weasel decides to bring his STank.
I tried I tried, it was the best I could do
My nose is itchy, ah ah achoo.
I will drink your milk shake! I will drink it up!
I just bought my wife a mini-van, the gods of Chaos have nothing on reality.