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Post your funny moments here either fighting with or against nids.
didnt see a thread and thought it would be a fun idea!
Battle for Macragge, nuff said
"Oh look I'm Varroc (whatever...) I'm a sooul survivor, hey why'd you claw my face off?"
Create flames for a galaxy and it will be warm. Put a galaxy in flames and it will be warm for the rest of it's existence.
Funniest single moment in the gaming history of my 'nids: Nuclear Dreadnought
In a harsh combat to decide control of a table quarter, my Hive Tyrant was left with one wound facing a Black Templar Dreadnought and seven men of a tactical squad, when the Tyrant's turn came around again. Throwing just enough attacks at the dreadnought to reasonably ensure its disablement, he also killed two tactical squad members. Unfortunately, the dreadnought exploded, to maximum range, wounding everything. None of us passed our saves. The quarter was vacated in a single turn as the explosion wiped out every model in it.
16 Hormagaunts dragging down a Terminator-armored Captain. Always hilarious.
My Hive Tyrant with one wound left versus five basic tactical troopers and one Rhino. Easy pickings, right? Wrong! Exploding Rhino slew the Tyrant.
Making the brain-dead mistake of allowing my opponents with six assault cannons the first turn when there were only 24 inches of distance between our armies. Ugly.
Dear Game Developer,Caps-Lock, its like cruise-control for AWESOMENESS!
Rock is cheese, Paper is just fine
WWP and other Dark Eldar how to
i thought independant charecters could?
In a game where usiend VDR i had a tank with a mega lascannon on it, it fired 6 shots at an approaching carnifex (big, looong game) and the fex just kept commeing, then as it reached a range where it could assault the next turn the tanks shot again... and missed!!!
Then, from the sise, my chaplin, all on his lonesome, jusps forward with his jump pack, charges in, 4 attackes, one dead carnfex!!!!
PROUD TO BE IN THE BRITISH ARMY.
~~ Surrender and serve me in life, or die and slave for me in death~~
I love the look on an opponents face when asking of a Dakka Fex or Tyrant, "You get to re-roll hits AND wounds?!"
"It takes a vast amount of self control to be this dangerous."
---Ogvai Ogvai Helmshrot, Jarl of Tra, VI Legion Astartes
My funniest Nid moment is also probably the least funny moment as well. I bought a Nid army off of e-bay for around 300 USD. After a few weeks it arrived at my house, I opened it and to my horror discovered that the guy who shipped it just dumped everything into the box with no packing materials used. I then went back to e-bay, gave him negative feedback and then received a message from him later on stating that he "couldn't believe" that I had given him negative feedback.
Some people are just too stupid for their own good...
IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT!
I survived LO Chat thanks to: Karmoon, Rabbit, Process, Tossy and Meish.
I got two:
I'm moving my swarm across the map and have the gaunts in front. The entire army decides they want to wipe out the lead unit of 16 gungaunts in the front. After a huge amount of incoming firepower, one lone gaunt is left midfield, well outside of synapse range. My turn, he makes his instinct role. Moves forward 6, fleets 5, gives the middle finger to the terminators and charges. He than holds the terminators for their full turn, allowing the rest of my army time to catchup and assault. We named him Kenny. *sniff sniff*
My second favorite was against the same army, different game. Our map has a large 2-story building in the center that soon becomes the structure to fight over. (We used my daughters barbi house.) A transport carrying a full group of space marines rams into the building and drops its crew. My turn sees a counter carge of a brood-lord with 10 genestealers and 16 hormagaunts into both the space marines and their transport. I get somewhere around 80-90 attacks in. I totally wipe out the space marines and am able to consolidate into terminators with my hormas. The genestealers manage to cause the transport to explode, further adding to the number of saves required. I'm actually able to weather the explosion with only a few dead models. One of the terminators drops dead from shrapnel from the tank.