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"Hey Bob'tau, what's that noise?"
...the little sticker on the underside of the control panel that reads: "Designed for Microsoft XP"
*on the comm with the tech guy* "What do you mean Reboot!?"
"Stay on Target...Stay on Target..."
"uhm, dudes, can I borrow somebodies pick? I got a rock in my hoof again."
pahtfinder shas'ui in bootcamp: "Hey man, what's this button do?"
on being cramped in a devilfish "Dude...that's not my pulse rifle."
-count the (tau)dead ...yeah, I'm bored.
"oh whats that smell. Bad kroot bad." whines...
"so um who's got the keys to the hammerhead this time"
"I said "GRAB A RAILGUN" not "Grab a pail son."
"so um if you Earth's arnt doing any thing me and a Fire friend wanna try i little earth wind fire remix. Care to join?"
"You know the problem with our shots?" "No sir." "dunno sir we cant hit anything though." "blame it on the GW teams and our low BS stats. Now get back to your firing drills you drones."
Be quiet. You don't hear IG players complaining
no they die to fast
Take cover behind the Kroot bodies
***"What's a bayonet?"
"what do you mean you forgot the ammo?"
"charge! are you f**king nuts?"
"what do you mean the ethereals just been killed, o f**k immediate break test for me then"
"what do you mean you lost the crisis suit, the things the size of a house!"
Hmmmm...Things a tau bubba doesn't want to hear?
The click of the trigger action without the accompanying noise from weapons fire....click, "shucky geez, I'm out of boom-boom!"
"Charge" in any language...
or BS 4 is fluffy or justified (They really hate it when you say that).
You got right ahead and charge into those screaming berzerkers, but I'll have you know that right here, on page 13 of Codex Tau, it says ... and I quote ... "Homie don't play that game!"
Ze titles yez...
When in doubt,
Smite.<SilverMane> I would trust BID with my life
<SilverMane> HEIL BID!
<Adrian-> BiD is Omnipotent; All Knowing, All Powerful!
<Scary_Troopers> I see you as an optimist, GT. : D
But what of the midgets!?
=]Front in favour of Moderation of the Harshest kind.[=
Berserkers: You can do it, cut his freakin balls off!!
A Promise to a dead man means nothing.
"Shhh, they might hear us"
hahahahaahahahah, nice nice, great list bornin
:lol: That cracks me up man. very good.
Great stuff, keep it up!
Your fluffraping hurts my eyes. - TehDarkPredator
He he he he. That is guite funny. :lol:
Another thing you might not want to hear is:
Ethereal: *Hmmm things don't look to good* You guys are doing fine! I'm um... going to go make a call. I'll be right back.
"hey arn't you from the the blue man group"
That was very funny. Cracked me up.
Ok bornin must have very little to do on the days...
He has to be crazy....
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