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    Dark Eldar ‘Knock, Knock’ jokes?

    Anyone know of any Dark Eldar ‘Knock, Knock’ jokes?

    Like –
    Knock, Knock.
    Who’s there?
    Archon.
    Archon who?
    Archon tell you don’t know me.

    I just made that up, as if you couldn’t figure out.
    (I must be bored to do this!)

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    Well this isn't a knock knock joke but it is a DE joke. It's a visual but hell figured why not share it.

    Imagine this (since I dont have the photo anymore) a Dark Eldar archon Lying on the floor wearing nothing but underpants and a cowboy hat, and holding a paint brush. The caption says "COMBAT DRUGS! They're just for combat!"

    I thought it was funny.

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    A Hellion walked into a bar.
    Ouch.

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Warrior
    Warrior How?
    Warrior a lot more when we get a new codex!

    Oh lame jokes...
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    knock knock

    who's there? *grabs power sword*

    Dark Eldar

    Dark Eldar who?

    Dark Eldar 3rd edition!

    come back when you're in fourth ed!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lewbot1 View Post
    knock knock

    who's there? *grabs power sword*

    Dark Eldar

    Dark Eldar who?

    Dark Eldar 3rd edition!

    come back when you're in fourth ed!
    I dont think he'll ever come back then. Shame

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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Wych

    Wych who?

    Wych part of get me a new codex don't you get!?
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    I see a bit of a recuring theme running through these jokes.

    I didn't know the Dark Eldar were a bitter race...

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    - Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    - Haemonculus.

    Haemonculus who?

    - Hae mon, cyu luss' yurr dog right? Haer 'e isss. Whaer's my reward?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xXClaret-PaulXx View Post
    I see a bit of a recuring theme running through these jokes.

    I didn't know the Dark Eldar were a bitter race...
    Bitter? Nah, just misunderstood.

    But seriously Games Workshop has been treating us like a joke for years and I am just continuing the trend.
    In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.

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    Knock Knock

    Who's there?

    *Punisher to the face*

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