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50 MORE Things Orks Never Say:
A while back I posted "45 Things Orks Never Say (45 Things Orks never say)" and asked readers to submit their own ideas. Below is an all new list that contains some material submitted from readers of this forum (and two other forums as well). I'd give individual credit, but I'm too lazy. Instead I'll just give my thanks to those of you who contributed. If anyone else can think of something funny to add to the list - please post it here! :w00t:
Thank you again,
Has anyone got a pencil sharpener?
Be careful with my collection of porcelain cats!
More tea, Vicar?
Do you think this floral print would go well with my paisley drapes?
Time out! Time out! Broke a nail!
Would you please be so kind as to help me remove this arrow from my abdomen.
That big meany stole my pillow!
What is a nice Ork Maiden like you doing in a place like this?
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
I try to avoid faux pas that might offend others.
Aaawww.... isn't that cute!?!
Checks with stripes!!! Have you lost your mind!?!
I believe poor communication is the root cause for the escalated level of violence in the world today.
I've heard that the swamp hag stew they serve here is very well seasoned.
The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.
I promised myself I won't cry.
I'm late for a recital!
My anger-management counselor made some good points today.
A good crisp dry white wine, such as a full-bodied Chardonnay, is considered appropriate for roasted elf brains.
Does this chamisole make by bum look big?
Oh , Pooh!
Is this meat fair trade?
Don't use potty mouth in here, mister!
Who here wants a pina colada?
I can't be killed by small rocks thrown by Halflings.
I really need a Tic-Tac.
My favorite color is the rainbow...
...And Bingo was his name-o!
It must be true; my manicurist said so!
My best regards to you and your family.
So like, she was all "He asked me out!" And I was like all "Omigawd!"
It's true that the Orc Empire is an oligarchy, but many would argue that all governments are inevitably oligarchies no matter the supposed political system.
I like the color mauve; it's soothing.
This humidity is just killing my hair.
Fur is murder.
I keep getting this nagging feeling... as if I'm forgetting to go out and enjoy life.
It's the thought that counts.
I spy with my little eye... something that...
I support P.E.T.A.'s fight against Fungusloth abuse.
Got a mint?
Can't we think of a more original war-cry then "Charge!"?
You have probably heard what Goxnick's son did...Well, I always said there was something strange about that boy.
Is my lipstick crocked?
With the help of the nice people who emailed me thier ideas or posted them on this thread - I was able to come up with an ALL NEW list of "101 Things Orks Never Say"! I've added the new list to my website here:
Thank you very much for helping. If you can think of any others to add, please post them below on this thread... I might be able to add them later.
Last edited by suncrafter; May 18th, 2006 at 09:25.
haha so amazing!
“Krump first, assk qweztions neva'!"- 3000 Orks
Dark Eldar- 1500 1/0/0
"the very gods for vengeance cry”- 3000 Dwarves
ya know, orks did come up with a more origional war cry than "charge", and it is "WAAAAAAGH"
Ya, your right. Maybe I'll change it on the website.
Can anyone think of more to add to the list?
Look Gorg, I'm not saying that thong underwear and a lace teddy isn't sexy, I just wouldn't wear them while out pillaging and looting the galaxy.
I really like how dat 'uge choppa' brings out da colour of yer eyes boss. very smart.
"It was a magnificent display of trained and disciplined valour, and its assault failed of success because dead men can advance no further"Originally Posted by rat of vengence
-refering to the Royal Newfoundland Regiment at Beaumont-Hamel after they took 90% casualties in the assault
Violence never solves anything, use your words!
inside voices please
never run with a choppa in your hand, u could put some one's eye out.
my apoligies, lil fellow. i did not see there.
Isn't literature wonderful?
WAR! WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING'
You should have voted Democrat.
Life is precious.
No no Ruzgob its 'Gazrog and I' not 'me and Gazrog'
isn't sewing a quilt a fun team exorscize?
Has ne1 else read 'East of Eden'? its one of steinbeck's more enjoyable works.
ya thats all i got, and i didn't read ur first1 so there may b some things uv'e already said