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    Ask Da Orks

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    Personal advice column written by Orks!
    It's like "Dear Abby", but... er... with Orks.

    Let me know what you think of it.

    Last edited by Caluin; August 12th, 2006 at 20:25. Reason: spelling error

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    I can't read anything because the picture is too small.
    "...a swarm of mechanised locusts sweeping over the land, stripping it bare of resources, bringing death and destruction to anything that stands in its path. Emperor preserve us against the predations of these so-called Orkish cults of speed!" - Cardinal Nomura at the Conclave of Hessen


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruiser117
    I can't read anything because the picture is too small.
    How silly of me... use this link:
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    Last edited by Caluin; August 12th, 2006 at 20:26.

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    I would have thought there would have been a lot of comments on this one.

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    haha this is good.

    Loving the response to the "toilet-seat" one. So damned true.

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    That was awesome. Orks have the best logic on the planet.
    "...a swarm of mechanised locusts sweeping over the land, stripping it bare of resources, bringing death and destruction to anything that stands in its path. Emperor preserve us against the predations of these so-called Orkish cults of speed!" - Cardinal Nomura at the Conclave of Hessen


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    Eh, dat Sarjunt Groptoph iz da ownlee wun dat makes anee sense whutsoeva. Dem uvva wons seems ta take fings a bit too serius mefinks. An dem half-Ork women looks to pansy ta give birf ta any real ork yoofs, wot is why we cum from spoors, roight? So wut good are day for? Bah, better ta talk to an Ork propa if you'z want'z ta get sum gud advise.
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    I love the one with the sister getting the house and stuff. "However, even with the help of such a device, you would still not be able to see how very little I care about your problem."

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    Wow! I'm glad you liked it!

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    By the way - I've recently added some new ADOs... number 7 is particularly interesting.
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