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Ok there is a problem with my zoanthorpes... they are real and they are physic 0.o the reason why i say that is because they realy hate me. every time iam trying to do the 10 str 18" shot. i get 3-9 on the leader ship roll. thats the good part. BUT when i need anything but a 1 to kill like a chaplin lets say. i get a one... if i need to get a 3 for hitting a tank. ill get a 2. But if i do get to do anything on a tank. i get a one and stun it =/
Has this type of thing ever happen to you?
If so, Don't you HATE it?
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Ah the cruelty of the dice gods!!!
A mate of mine and i alwasy seemed to have problems similar to things like this when it came to rolling.
My advice and the way i fixed this was to NOT buy your own dice!!! i bought my mate a set and he bought me a set, it seemed to appease the dice gods by showing our generosity!! and also make sure the dice you buy are just a general dice set (i know i'm not the only one who things that the GW 'imperial eagle' dice are just plain cursed).
It may sound weird but trust me, since we bought a set of dice for each other our rolling just seems to have gone better.
Short of doing that ........ can anyone say 'weighted dice'........ ..... joking of course.
SON'S OF TERRA......... Your defeat, its the emperor's will
well lets say i dident buy my dice.. they fell in my pocket? lol jk i dont steal. and i dont use any GW thing dice. any way... so send me some dice, i live a 1234 iamkidding AVE.
(noice the adress its says IAM KIDDING... ahem make sure u read that part.)
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Ugh don't remind me how many times I have missed with my zoanthropes it isn't pretty. Something to do with their average balistic skill and only one shot makes them miss so much it makes me cry. Then their is the problem where I fail psychic test at Ld 10...this happen twice in one turn out of my three zoanthropes :cry: .
Though I did have one awsome moment with one where he fired a high power blast passed psychic test and actually hit. Though the target was a DE HQ (don't remember their name but they have a 2++ on their first wound) and he actually failed his 2+ invulnerable and was insta killed. Ahh that made my day as they actually did something big for once though that day they were abnormally usefull O_o .
Is it me or does any other necron player get annoyed when they see people saying "Necrons eat souls". How is that even possible as souls are part of the warp and necrons want nothing to do with it? Eh probaly me just me being picky.
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This is why I absolutely hate one-shot weapons. I think the added pressure of depending on that one die (dice is plural... GW needs to take an English class) to do something always messes me up. Handfuls of dice is the way to roll.
But I really like my Zoanthropes, they are very good to me. They only need to kill one mediocre unit before your opponent suddenly starts pouring his ammo into them.. and damn, Zoanthropes can take a beating.
Tyranids: 2500 pts
Imperial Guard: 1000 pts
Witch Hunters: 1000 pts
lol @ Abe. An american making comments on how to use the english language when you guys drop letters from words as standard! (colour-color neighbour-neighbor doughnut-donut etc)
Zoans are very temprimental. I always try to avoid their higher warpblast attack to save me doing the Ld test. In general over 50% of my shots do their job, its the saving throws that screw me up! Im sure the little buggers enjoy curseing my die to roll a 1 EVERY BLOODY TIME!!!
My Zoanthrope, my Hammerhead, my Sisters of Battle Divine Guidance never, NEVER, ever, hit... period.
The best examples would be.. the game I had yesterday, for 3 turns, my two Zoanthrope missed all 6 shots then got themself shot to pieces by the lascannon spam of death. My other game when I played my Tau against IG, my two railgun hammerheads missed TWELVE(12) railgun shots for 6 turns the entire game. *sigh* That's why I am thinking of losing Warp Blast and give them Psychic Scream and Catalyst from now on so I dont have to spend more points on Flesh Hook.
Anima Tactics - try it out!
My zoanthropes actually do okey. They do their work when I need then the most, and do nothing when I don't really need them. And somehow, they are the only units I own that has an 2+ save that is actually an 2+ save, and not some "actually a 4+ save curse"
But then again, I ain't the most luckiest guy in the world, but is seems to get leveld with Warhammer somehow
And for 1 die shots, I truly hate them. It's like when you need them the most and fail, they hit the hardest back on you
Tyranids Win / Draw /Lost 
Daemon Hunters Win / Draw / Lost