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    I run to Hogwarts because my endurance is kickass and learn magic. Then, I run back to where I was. Accio cookie!
    My cookie!


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    thanks to your summing spell, i quickly rush you making sure i break you little stick and sprint of into the distance with the cookie.
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    I throw a dart tipped with a special poison that paralyzed jonojoe and leaves him thinking he's a chicken for the next twenty-four hours. Then I take the cookie.
    My cookie!

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    I simply walk over to KrakShott, Punch him in the face, then remove the cokkie from his hands as he lies KO on the floor.

    My Cookie.
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    Waking up, I discover the cookie is gone. I ride my Thunderwolf over to Horus Lupercal and shoot fire out of my hands, burning him and causing him to drop the cookie. I run over, scoop the cookie up and set Hprus Lupercal's pants on fire for good measure.
    My cookie!

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    I use the power of misunderstanding of my previous post and Back to the Future style alternate timelines, as i had escaped into the webway without the derp-thunderhawk, but with the cookie. By a paradoxial anomaly from me changing the past the cookie warps into my hands. I simply go back in time and steal a Collar of Zorga from a fantasy gobbo and place it on KrackShott's Thunderwolf, making it permanantly inebriated, just cause I'm a spiteful scavenger.

    My Cookie

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    I explain to Non Marine Player that I have just started a sixteen hour shift in my place of employment, with only a bowl of tuna and sweetcorn pasta to keep me going. Feeling sorry for me, he kindly hands over the cookie. The fool.

    My cookie !
    Jager bombs. Very efficient at wiping out friend or foe.

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    I sneak into Praxis' workplace and, killing his boss and using his corpse as a disguise, I claim he's been slacking (as he is dead on his feet from having worked 14 hours) and confiscate all of his posessions to motivate him, including the cookie. I then return to my house to have a shower, leaving the cookie in a stasis pod, and his boss's corpse in the bin...

    My Cookie!
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    Having been promoted to boss, I use some of my exceptionally large pay rise to hire a fleet of Eldar corsairs to hunt down the cookie. Relishing the idea of striking a crippling blow against their Dark kin, they call in some craftworld Eldar for free. Non Marine Player gets out of the shower to find a squad of warp spiders materialising in his bathroom. Naked, he does'nt even get a save as clouds of monofilament wire engulf him, and pretty soon there is nothing left worth wrapping a towel around. Soon, the corsair fleet are delivering a very nice cookie ( a warlock cracked the stasis pod ) to my house, and setting up complimentary holofields and shields to protect me from interruption as I sit on my bed gently stroking the cookie.

    My Cookie !
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    Luckily my Haemonculus keeps a spare me! My cunning plan was to fool you into thinking I was in the shower, when in fact i was cloaked nearby the stasis pod. While your Warp Spiders were butchering my clone, I killed and disguised myself as your warlock, opened the stasis pod and return to your house in the facade of your commanding warlock. Whilst setting up the "Holo-Fields" I spike you and your Warp Spiders' drinks with rohipnol, decapitate you with my power weapon, steal the cookie and hi-jack one of the remaining corsair ships and ride away at the speed of light. I really am a sneaky devil!

    My Cookie!

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