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    The bad news is that an Ork mob stumbles upon you while you're busy eating grass. And they really like "em funniej lookin 'ing" and want to find out how much Dakka you can take.

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    The good news is that while they were deciding which of dem big gunz to takes you out wif, they start up an argument and end up fighting against each other, allowing you to make your escape.

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    The bad news is that 8 termagaunts appear and devour the orks, and you are next.

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    The good news is that the termagants are met by a bureaucratic squad of elite penpushers who force them to fill out countless papers in order to eat you.

    -Corrigan

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    The bad news is those termagants having been created by the hive mind for just such a contingency and finish the paperwork before you can say 'pen-ma-gants'!

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    The good news is that you find a Impropability Drive powered skateboard.

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    The bad news is that you can't ride a skateboard for your life, so you're still screwed.

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    The good news is that you find a servitor that can hold you while on the skateboard, enabling you to use the Improbability drive.

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    The bad news is the servitor gets instantly turned into a herring sandwich by the Improbability Drive at an Improbability factor of 99998000991-1 against. So you're back at square one with a useless skateboard and 8 angry tyranids.

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    The good news is the skateboard comes with a Heavy Bolter Starter Kit just in case you come up against this sort of trouble.

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