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    The good news is that the police think you are an old wrinkly grandmother with a walking cane and a bright pink mohawk, and not an seksually abused, cursed(how else can you explain all of this?), ex Guardsman.

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    The bad news is that they are putting you in a retirement home.

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    The good news is that 23/25 of the retirees in that home are dead (they haven't been bothered to clean them up yet) so you've got the retirement home to all yourself and...

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    The bass news is that you realize you've been asleep in a bunker still on the front lines and you are surrounded by the corpses of your fallen comrades.

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    The good news is they didn't fire off many shots before being butchered so you have plenty of ammo.

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    The bad news is that your squad was on a training exercise when attacked so all the rounds are blanks.

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    Good news is they are for lasguns so should be just as effective as live rounds.

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    The bad news is that even at normal effectiveness the lasguns are useless against the foe and serves only to enrage the oncoming xenos
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    The good news is that you are being extracted before the attack commences.

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    The bad news is that your being extracted by the inquisition for interrogation.

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