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    The good news is that since you are also lacking in the internal organs department and are now about as attractive as a two-for-one deal on cancer, sexual potency is the least of your worries.

    -Corrigan


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    The bad news is that really isn't good news, especially seeing how sexually active you have been in the past!

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    The good news is that although it wasn't good news, if you squinted enough at it it didn't sound so terrible....like completely closing your eyes....

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    The bad news is that you don't have any eyelids to squint with. Nurgle took those too.

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    The good news is that Nurgle paid you a fair price for all your limbs and organs. Just because you don't have any arms to take the money with, doesn't mean it wasn't offered.

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    The bad news is that now you're a paraplegic. (courtesy of the RSFSPWOSO)

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    The good news is that someone gives you paracetamol and that instantly makes you better (the policy of school matrons the world over. "Oh no, you've been hit by a lorry? Here, have some paracetamol and sign here.")

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    The bad news is that Cap'n doesn't understand... you're paraplegic because you have no limbs, thus the paracetamol has nothing to work on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warlord Vrrmik View Post
    The bad news is that Cap'n doesn't understand... you're paraplegic because you have no limbs, thus the paracetamol has nothing to work on...
    The good news is that I did understand, I think you missed the (admittedly terrible) joke...over here the first port of call is paracetamol no matter what is wrong with you, and its assumed it will make you feel better, even when it clearly won't.

    -Corrigan
    Last edited by Captain Corrigan; June 9th, 2012 at 12:58.

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    The bad news is that I did understand, just that, if it was a joke, it just didn't register in a brain as a joke, and that's where the border line is for bad jokes.

    That was really really bad....

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