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I'm not going to post the entire chat here, just the funniest bit 
(and the intro to it). Enjoy!! Oh yeah remember, all the smilies are out.
Belial zegt:
i'm most definetly going to buy bfg when my tax returns comes lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I'd have to try and get some other ppl into it first
Belial zegt:
the ships look so sweet
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
yeah they do
Belial zegt:
the chaos ones are real vool
Belial zegt:
cool
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
of course
Belial zegt:
i think i'm going to convert some of those back to the service of the emperor
Belial zegt:
they'll make exellent strike cruisers to accompany my future battlebarge
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, why not convert yourself to the service of the Dark Gods
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
maybe later
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
i did have a plan a while ago about a tzeentch cult army, but now that play has been pushed down on my priority list lol
Belial zegt:
play=plan
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, and we all know the size of that list
Belial zegt:
well it only gets longer and longer
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
and by the looks of it, buy more, buy more is at the very top
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaa!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
dude you really gotta put yourself to one thing until it's finished
Belial zegt:
you know all those old zombie movies? quote braaaaaiiiiins
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
just switch the brains part with 'buy more' and you have a good picture of me lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I've seen some of em yeah
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I have that too, but I can keep it under control
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
well sort of
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
gw products are quite addictive
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
indeed they are
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hmm maybe they should be on the 'unhealthy' list
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
maybe if we ask gw, they'll start a GW- anonymous, kindof like AA with a 12 step program on how to get out of the mini-hell lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaa!!!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
and we all have to sit in a circle and tell our personal GW stories
Belial zegt:
yeah i can see it clearly
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
maybe if we don't buy anything for 2 weeks we get a reward
Belial zegt:
Me:Hi! my name is Ole and i'm a mini-holic. Circle:Hi! Ole
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'every morning I wake up and just feel the need to buy, buy BUY! I can't resist it'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'yes, you've taken the first step: admitting your GW addiction. Very good Ole!'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
*group applaudes for you
Belial zegt:
Me: I've been a mini holic for 39 years now and i ve had 3 marriages ruined by the craving to buy more minis
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaaa!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so, when did you first get this urge to buy minis?'
Belial zegt:
lol
Belial zegt:
'Well it was back in '94 when I saw this cute little warhound titan for epic' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so what went through your head at this moment? Did you immediately feel attracted to the mini?'
Belial zegt:
'Oh yes! when I think of it now I'm really ashamed' 'I started trembling and my legs started to fail beneath me' 'I had to brace myself against one of the sheves in the store'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
LOL!!!!!
Belial zegt:
'You asked how this all affected my 3 marriages?' 'Well my first wife thought i cute in the beginning, but that changed.' When she saw the VISA bill she started filling out the divorce papers at once' 'I think that VISA bill had several purchases numbering over 10000£ in total' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
'The second marriage was also ok to begin with, but when i caught my 5 year old son trying to pick the lock to the hobbyroom, I blacked out' ' when I came to it had passed 3 weeks and I found myself in a motel' ' My picture was in the papers and I was wanted for murder.' So the next 10 year I spent in confinement in a clinic'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
: 'that must have been a very difficult period for you. What did you do when you woke up?'
Belial zegt:
'Well I couldn't remember what I had done so I turned myself in at the local sheriffs office' 'they understood what I was going through and arranged me to sentence my time at the clinic I mentioned'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'how did you feel there? Were you happy at your clinic?
Belial zegt:
'Well' 'Sigh' 'It was very though in the beginning' ' but I had some good friends that smugled in minis for me'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, safely concealed in the depths of their asses
Belial zegt:
'How did you know?!!'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so you still got your fix there. Was it hard to keep the minis away from the doctors?'
Belial zegt:
' Actually no as it turned out, the female doctor treating me was also a mini addict.' ' After my time was done we got married' ' The first five years was the best of my life' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so what went wrong? It seams like the ideal opportunity to go on with your life.'
Belial zegt:
'Well her time with me caused her to develop an addiction far worse than mine' Sigh' ' Soon her very high doctor paychecks couldn't finance our sky high mini budget and we were forced to find a new source of income'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'And which source was that? Illegal?
Belial zegt:
' Oh yes' 'we moved to the US and started smuggling drugs from South America as this was the quickest way to get hard cash fast'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
' wife No 3 died as we tried shipping several 100 kilos into Florida, we thought we had been cautious all the time but the DEA had been on to us for quite some time'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
lol!
Belial zegt:
'It all ended when the US coast guard along with DEA boarded our boat.' ' We tried to defend ourselves but they were used to boarding actions and we were outnumbered' 'She got killed when trying to jump ship'
Belial zegt:
'I got off the hook by testifying against some of my old partneres and suppliers'
Belial zegt:
'And now I live on a secret location under protection of the goverment'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'And you're still buying your minis?'
Belial zegt:
'Well actually I don't have to anymore' One of my demands for testifying was that I could have as many minis as I wanted on the governments expense'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
' So now every month I get my fix' ' 10 kg of minis'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'10 kg eh? Is that plastic or pewter models?'
Belial zegt:
'Thats plastic' ' So all in all I consider myself lucky'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'yes you are. Of course, the reason you're here is to try and cut back on the minis, have you ever thought of trying to cut back?'
Belial zegt:
'Well......Yes I think thats why I decided to come here to day......'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'very good. Now, have you ever tried it before?'
Belial zegt:
'No this is my first session at GW- anonymous' 'And I hope all you guys and ladies here will help me cut back'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
croud: of course we will!
Belial zegt:
The End!
(and the intro to it). Enjoy!! Oh yeah remember, all the smilies are out.Belial zegt:
i'm most definetly going to buy bfg when my tax returns comes lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I'd have to try and get some other ppl into it first
Belial zegt:
the ships look so sweet
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
yeah they do
Belial zegt:
the chaos ones are real vool
Belial zegt:
cool
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
of course
Belial zegt:
i think i'm going to convert some of those back to the service of the emperor
Belial zegt:
they'll make exellent strike cruisers to accompany my future battlebarge
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, why not convert yourself to the service of the Dark Gods
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
maybe later
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
i did have a plan a while ago about a tzeentch cult army, but now that play has been pushed down on my priority list lol
Belial zegt:
play=plan
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, and we all know the size of that list
Belial zegt:
well it only gets longer and longer
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
and by the looks of it, buy more, buy more is at the very top
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaa!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
dude you really gotta put yourself to one thing until it's finished
Belial zegt:
you know all those old zombie movies? quote braaaaaiiiiins
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
just switch the brains part with 'buy more' and you have a good picture of me lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I've seen some of em yeah
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
I have that too, but I can keep it under control
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
well sort of
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
gw products are quite addictive
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
indeed they are
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hmm maybe they should be on the 'unhealthy' list
Belial zegt:
hehe
Belial zegt:
maybe if we ask gw, they'll start a GW- anonymous, kindof like AA with a 12 step program on how to get out of the mini-hell lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaa!!!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
and we all have to sit in a circle and tell our personal GW stories
Belial zegt:
yeah i can see it clearly
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
maybe if we don't buy anything for 2 weeks we get a reward
Belial zegt:
Me:Hi! my name is Ole and i'm a mini-holic. Circle:Hi! Ole
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'every morning I wake up and just feel the need to buy, buy BUY! I can't resist it'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'yes, you've taken the first step: admitting your GW addiction. Very good Ole!'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
*group applaudes for you
Belial zegt:
Me: I've been a mini holic for 39 years now and i ve had 3 marriages ruined by the craving to buy more minis
Belial zegt:
lol
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hahaaaa!!
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so, when did you first get this urge to buy minis?'
Belial zegt:
lol
Belial zegt:
'Well it was back in '94 when I saw this cute little warhound titan for epic' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so what went through your head at this moment? Did you immediately feel attracted to the mini?'
Belial zegt:
'Oh yes! when I think of it now I'm really ashamed' 'I started trembling and my legs started to fail beneath me' 'I had to brace myself against one of the sheves in the store'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
LOL!!!!!
Belial zegt:
'You asked how this all affected my 3 marriages?' 'Well my first wife thought i cute in the beginning, but that changed.' When she saw the VISA bill she started filling out the divorce papers at once' 'I think that VISA bill had several purchases numbering over 10000£ in total' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
'The second marriage was also ok to begin with, but when i caught my 5 year old son trying to pick the lock to the hobbyroom, I blacked out' ' when I came to it had passed 3 weeks and I found myself in a motel' ' My picture was in the papers and I was wanted for murder.' So the next 10 year I spent in confinement in a clinic'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
: 'that must have been a very difficult period for you. What did you do when you woke up?'
Belial zegt:
'Well I couldn't remember what I had done so I turned myself in at the local sheriffs office' 'they understood what I was going through and arranged me to sentence my time at the clinic I mentioned'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'how did you feel there? Were you happy at your clinic?
Belial zegt:
'Well' 'Sigh' 'It was very though in the beginning' ' but I had some good friends that smugled in minis for me'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
hehe, safely concealed in the depths of their asses
Belial zegt:
'How did you know?!!'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so you still got your fix there. Was it hard to keep the minis away from the doctors?'
Belial zegt:
' Actually no as it turned out, the female doctor treating me was also a mini addict.' ' After my time was done we got married' ' The first five years was the best of my life' 'Sigh'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'so what went wrong? It seams like the ideal opportunity to go on with your life.'
Belial zegt:
'Well her time with me caused her to develop an addiction far worse than mine' Sigh' ' Soon her very high doctor paychecks couldn't finance our sky high mini budget and we were forced to find a new source of income'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'And which source was that? Illegal?
Belial zegt:
' Oh yes' 'we moved to the US and started smuggling drugs from South America as this was the quickest way to get hard cash fast'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
' wife No 3 died as we tried shipping several 100 kilos into Florida, we thought we had been cautious all the time but the DEA had been on to us for quite some time'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
lol!
Belial zegt:
'It all ended when the US coast guard along with DEA boarded our boat.' ' We tried to defend ourselves but they were used to boarding actions and we were outnumbered' 'She got killed when trying to jump ship'
Belial zegt:
'I got off the hook by testifying against some of my old partneres and suppliers'
Belial zegt:
'And now I live on a secret location under protection of the goverment'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'And you're still buying your minis?'
Belial zegt:
'Well actually I don't have to anymore' One of my demands for testifying was that I could have as many minis as I wanted on the governments expense'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
Belial zegt:
' So now every month I get my fix' ' 10 kg of minis'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'10 kg eh? Is that plastic or pewter models?'
Belial zegt:
'Thats plastic' ' So all in all I consider myself lucky'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'yes you are. Of course, the reason you're here is to try and cut back on the minis, have you ever thought of trying to cut back?'
Belial zegt:
'Well......Yes I think thats why I decided to come here to day......'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
'very good. Now, have you ever tried it before?'
Belial zegt:
'No this is my first session at GW- anonymous' 'And I hope all you guys and ladies here will help me cut back'
Tormentor of Christian Souls zegt:
croud: of course we will!
Belial zegt:
The End!
