Ill tell you about my own clan, da smiley waaagh. They iz crazy and have started war on da grots, killing and eating all snotz, grotz, squigs, anything non-ork. So they needz more slaves to make up for it so they gotta constantly find more humies, taus, eldars, etc. They hunt da rebel grotz. They is footsloggas with tons of boyz, lotz of nobz, they stomp real good. Their warboss, the smiley boss, makes em forget all their old allegiences and smile cause der stompin' dose other clownz. Dey got lotza crappy, ramshackle stuff and live some a da old ways like boarz cause dey only wanna krush da overz n don't care about gizmos much. Da smiley waaagh is crazy- crazy enough ta kill ya.