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"Take my wife, please!" .

"You know what? I think the Emperor's a great guy!"

"Horus? Wasn't he some kinda bird-god thingy?"

"What the hell is so good about infected with plagues?"

"Wanna see me pull a rabbit out of this hat?" (Thousand Sons)

"Daemonhunters? ooh, scary I'm sure."

"Eye live in the Eye. GEDDIT!? HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Where's the daemon price in our new codex?" (reading new codex)

"If the Emperor had a thousand sons, who's the poor girl who was the other half of the deal?"
U touch my girl i blow ur head off.

Well it is a bit mean he is our grandad afterall

"I think I stepped in something....oh, wait, just a Nurgling" (Death Guard)

"Shhhh...I've got a Secret" (Alpha Legion)

"I am the Night, I AM BATMAN!"

"So, are we ever going to find a GOOD fight, or is it just going to be more of these weak guardsmen...." (World Eaters)

"Worship Me!" (Word Bearers)

" " (Thousand Sons)

"What do you mean, we can't knock over that wall.....its THERE, isn't it?" (Iron Warriors)

"Got any Cheesy 80's music?" (Emperor's Children)

"ive got a terriable spot on my face" death guard

"and they said black could suit anyone huh i dont think so" black legion

what the *^%$ is that in ur head!!!!!! its my good freind jo

'ahhh the voices the voices'

'damn spikey armor it just took out my 11th eye'

' r u nurgle or do u always bleed from there'

'hey that face not a butt the mutashons they mock me'

'my magicks bigger than urs'

'ahhhh iv grown boobs' (slanesh)

'"oh yeah, worshiping slannesh is great, you get to sniff stranges stuff and get all the ladies,"
then the nurge guy says
"yeah, well i get to watch stuff rot"

wot did slansh say 2 khorne?-is tht a kilt or r u pleasd 2 c me

im bigger thn u so give me ur face
 

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"If the Emperor had a thousand sons, who's the poor girl who was the other half of the deal?"

BWA HA HA HA HA, ooo thats great :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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:lol: :p :D :lol: :p :D :lol: :p :D :lol: :p :D :lol:

thats really funny !!!!!
come up with some more !!!
people would probably pay a lot of money for more stuff like that !!!!
((( not me though, i'm skint ! )))
 

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Rofl

"I am the Night, I AM BATMAN!"

Imagine a Night Lord Lord (...hehe) just jumping up on a rock and proclaiming that he is batman, in the suit and all.
The rest of the marines just shake their head in shame, then level their bolters and dispatch him.

I'd like to see that...
 

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yeah that has to be the best one.

I am the night, I am BATMAN. Cracks me up every time.

I also like "What do you mean, we can't knock over that wall.....its THERE, isn't it?" (Iron Warriors)

You are a genius Bornin keep it up
 

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god, i think "I am the night, I am BATMAN!" is gonna be my new battle cry for my night lords, I could definately seesomeone doing that, and then getting dispatched by his fellow marines. I bet they lose most of their men that way.....
 

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Thats why there are so many Lords in the Night Lords!
They suffer from "flying rat syndrome".
Once in awhile a Chaos Night Lord Lord (hehe, lord lord) begins suffering from elusions that he is infact Batman.
It is customary to execute those Lords immediately to avoid other legions finding out about this and making fun of them as a consequence.
 
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