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1. Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle


2. Gristle Missle


3. Pumping Pole of Penile Power


4. Bone-Her


5. Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)


6. Granite Edifice


7. One-Eyed Fred


8. Dip Stick


9. Love Pump


10. Meat Wrench


11. Nightcrawler


12. Blue-veined Junket Pumper


13. Love Pump


14. Richard and the Twins


15. One Eyed Wonder Weasel


16. Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken (HAHAHA Bornin is named after someone's dick, add that to your sig ;) )


17. Tobias the Cheeky Monkey


18. Johnson


19. Trouser Snake


20. Tool


21. Thrill Drill


22. Sex Pistol


23. Pocket Rocket


24. One Hole Friction Whistle


25. The Pink Oboe


26. Purple-Helmeted Warrior


27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower


28. Trouser Trout


29. Vlad The Impaler
 

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Well for me I've got 3

1. Sasquatch the big hairy ape (Given by 3rd Girlfriend)
2. The Monster (Given by Current Girlfriend)
3. John of the Jungle (Given by 1st Girlfriend)

Pet name for my 2nd girlfriend is not listed because I loathe her with all of my body and soul until the end of time and probably even after that.
 

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And to add to the list I'll put some down, sorry if there's doubles for those of you who know the song, :D

Mutten Dagger
Old Blind Bob
Hanging Johnny
Fishing Rod
Tallywhacker
Pocket Rocket
One eye'd Trouser Trout
Ding Dong
Ankle Spanker
Pork Sword
Engine Cranker
Hairy Hotdog
Davy Crocket
Wang
Wazoo
Weeny
Whacker
Pecker
Pee Bee
Kidney Cracker
Heat Seaking Moisture Missle
Giggle Stick
Love Wistle
Tube Steak
Uncle Dick
Purple Helmet Warrior
 

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maximum screw
dick pistol
orvis
 

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This is an automatic telephone answering machine for Dragonslayero:

YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE!

Ah well...

Here's my ideas..

Pedro
Lumber jack
Kølle
Benner
Glasskutter
Salami
Bakery goods
Fireman
Bondevik
Dick Chaney
George Bush
Hugleik på staur (Lollypop)
Treetrunk
Sledgehammer


Ah well that's it...
 

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Nostrafus: Weird Al Yankovic - Pet names for genetalia. (stole my source you ***** :D )

Cyclops
One eyed wonder weasel
The dolphin
Theodore
Neo

and urm.. yeah. Nostrafus stole my list so i cant say anymore :p
 

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Actually Protocon, that has been falsely attributed to weird al, if you notice all of weird al's music is clean, no profanity, no drug use, nothing, Actually the vote is split between weird al and tom green, which I wouldn't be surprised if it was tom green.

Also the voice sounds nothing like weird al's

:D
 

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No more cookies!
Also, why would one name one's penis? That's like naming one's hand! "Me and Mr. Grabby need some time alone!" Actually, that would probably involve the penis as well.
Most of the good ones are already taken, but let's see what my fractured mind can remember. Many people have given the names people have said when they saw it, so I'll follow suit:
What are you doing?
Ow!
Get that away from me!
Stop!
Please, stop!
*sobbing*

There's probably more, but I don't usually wait around too long after that.

Oh, and I dare anyone to top that in terms of SV, from Sister_Mel's character generation thread awhile back. For the uninitiated, that's Sucky Vileness.
 

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Originally posted by Sister_mel@Nov 10 2003, 16:02
27. Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
I always call it the Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger.

Soemtimes I call it an A-10, cuz I got thruster nuts......
 

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'Round here, we call 'em "Manshanks," after the famous American town known for its attraction as a summer vacation spot and the home of Pat Robertson and his 700 Club (VA Beach, VA, USA).
 
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