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I know it would just be possible fluffwise but could a deamonhunter army ally with chaos i know it sounds stupid but in the daemon hunter codex says that the army daemon hunters werse get chaos daemons what about other daemon hunters?
 

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Deamon Hosts can be summoned if you structure a DH army a certain way, however, you will never find a Grey Knight fighting beside a deamon of any kind!

But regardless of that, I'd say no, we kill deamons, its the thing that we do. We don't pal around with them!
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why would any self respecting chaos worshipper ally with the damn inquisition?
and why would the grey knights ally with chaos worshippers?

it's impossible and if you do this you deserve to be executed for stupidity.
 

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yeah. but we just love you DH's you really go out of your way and have special people kick our behind. We (chaos) just love the attention. hope we in the future have a special unit just for space marines. how does this sound Space marines hunters that would be a laugh trip.
 

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yeah.. we oughta have an anti-inquisition force. Although... i dont know how it would work. Unless you invent a new rule that lets the inquisition summon Angels! :D
 

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yes in game as against a common enemy they can (none of the CHaos V imperium arch enemy stuff applies here) since i have seen in WD(forgot number)
dark angels amd chaos V tyranid and Ork battle report
 

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"ATTENTION! ATTENTION! YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST BY THE SES!"

The voice rang out across the courtyard. Suddenly a group of dark-blue coloured Rhinos with a thunderbolt on the side screamed into the yard as their engines hit the redline. Their engines suddenly cut out, and their momentum alone brought them skidding across the cobbles as their metal tracks screamed out in torment. As soon as they had ground to a halt, the doors opened, disgorging several Guardsmen with batons to round up those guilty of massive stupidity. Another group bound them, whilst a third set up a portable scaffold for execution shows...

The crowd roared with excitement. They knew this was going to be entertaining, indeed as two figures stepped up onto the scaffold as two commentators prattled on from the interior of one of the rhinos as they watched footage from some of the many cameras that had been set up about the square.

CO1: Well mike, this is the second stupidity execution in as many days!

CO2: Indeed, mike2, but this is a GROUP stupidity execution, the first of possibly many, we'll have to wait and see if this exciting concept pans out.

CO1: Probably, mike, probably. Ah yes! The two offenders, Logan Grimnar and Ceran, have been bound and gagged to stakes hammered into the floor of the scaffold, while Inkie is now unfurling the record of the charges against them...

Up on the scaffold, Inkie unrolled the scroll, and began to read from its hallowed script.

Inquisitor: The charges against the prisoners are as follows: That, in the forum of Librarium Online about the dates of October 17th and October 18th in the year of 2003, that you did conspire to such a heinous degree of stupidity of fluff contradiction that you did give sufficient cause for the Stupidity Execution Squad to wonder whether you actually had more teeth than brain cells. I now leave the execution in the more than capable hands of BorninDarkness...

Bornin looked up from where he sat on the edge of the scaffold, sharpening his Mod Scythe of Doom, to respond by waving courteously at the now cheering crowd, before getting up and walking to the stakes where the two prisoners were now straining against their bonds and were trying to shout frenziedly around their gags.

Inquisitor: .. and all the other members of the site that have not as yet given cause to the SES for wondering as to just how stupid they really are, not to mention, our lovely assistants, the Guardsmen of the SES!

The crowd cheered as the guardsmen attired in blue-and stormbolt armour raised their weapons in salute. The prisoners could not help but notice that they were all heavily blood stained and in some cases heavy and blunt. One caught Ceran's eye, and pointedly opened and closed a pair of bolt clippers he was holding. Ceran whimpered.

Inquisitor hopped off the scaffold into the Rhino where the commentators were, where he was accosted for a quick interview as the word "NECK!!!" rang out across the courtyard.

CO1: Some viewers have complained about these stupidity executions, and ask if they are a neccessary act. What is your view?

Inquisitor: They are very neccessary.

CO2: Why?

Inquisitor: Because they show that simple errors will not be tolerated. In a way it is for the good of the site, but it is hoped that through this brutal method that people will take note, and not post such bl**dy stupid topics and read the d*mn rules of the site. It is through these that we enforce the rules, and to help those overcome their errors. If in doubt, they need only ask rather than publically humiliate themselves.

CO1: Thank you for your time, Mr Inquisitor.

Inquisitor fixed him with a stare as cold as that of the grave itself. "It is Inquisitor, Sir Inquisitor, or you do not address me at all."

Mike 2 whimpered.

CO1: Right.

Mike carried on with his commentators spiel...

CO2: And now we see as Bornin commences with the first stroke of the evening... and yes! Theres the arteroid spray! Fantastic!....
 

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The crowd went crazy as the Daemonic Mod Scythe of Doom was skillfully brought through the neck of Ceran, his eyes staring in disbelief as the blade cut through his flesh with ease.

CO1: "Well Mike, I gotta hand it to them: I've never seen any Executor better at his job than this group!"

CO2: "Indeed, this is entertainment at its best! I can't wait to see what will happen next... oh look!"

BorninDarkness triumphantly held the head of Ceran in the air, allowing the crowd to look at his lifeless eyes whilst his corps was on the scaffold, blood still running from the neck. He then kicked it with a dark iron coloured, armoured boot, sending it into the crowd, where a fight broke out between several people wanting to claim the prize. He nodded curtly at The Inquisitor, and sat down in the shadows of the Rhino APC's, overseeing everything that happened at the scaffold from his make-shift throne.

CO1: "Why did he leave the scaffold? Who will get Execution rights for Logan?"

CO2: "I think The Inquisitor is about to make a statement..."

The Inquisitor bade the guardsmen to follow him, and walked up to Logan. He could see the fear in Logan's eyes, the pleading for mercy, but Inkie had none to spare.

A curt gesture, and the guardsmen brought down their weapons on Logan's kneecaps, elbows, wrists and ankles, breaking the joints and causing Logan to shriek in pain behind his gag.

Another curt gesture, and they stopped. Inkie slowly drew his Mace of Thwappage, grinning in satisfaction as he did so. He threw a hinting look on Logan's groin, and the Soon to be Executed spasmed, desperate to get away, but bound secure to the scaffold.

He roared, with tremendous force, he brought down the Mace of Thwappage on Logan's groin, blood splashing across the scaffold, and the Thwapped One's spirit finally left his shattered body.

Without a further word, the SES mounted the rhinos and drove away, leaving a cheering crowd, and two excited commentators.

CO1: "Holy crap, Mike! I've never seen anything like this before!"

CO2: "I know, Mike2, I know. Brutality as it was meant to be! I can't wait for the next Stupidity Execution at Librarium-Online!"

CO1: "Join as next time at L-O, for another exciting episode of the S.E.S. !!"
 

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wooot i got me another stupidity skull.
 

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Riiight that's why my head is still ATTACHED to my body
 

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*waps everyone with a wiffle bat and runs*
 

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Originally posted by logan grimmnar@Oct 18 2003, 10:50
yes in game as against a common enemy they can (none of the CHaos V imperium arch enemy stuff applies here) since i have seen in WD(forgot number)
dark angels amd chaos V tyranid and Ork battle report
It was a 4 way battle.
 

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anything that the inquisition does is to prevent chaos from growing in power. they are chaos' special enemy! would you ally with your enemy?
logan grimnar and ceran got too much mercy for their unintelligible conversation , now logan's death was gruesome but gruesome enough?...
 

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Discussion Starter · #18 ·
Ok sorry what i meant was could the DH be CORRUPTED?
 
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