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#1 · (Edited)
Time to let you all in on a little known story about...


TED, THE LO CHAT GHOST!!!!!! <insert scary ghost noises here>


...


ttty2t1j3: who? [02:58]
Stuntd_Merc: Ted is the LO chat ghost
Stuntd_Merc: I wrote his history up one night, forgot some of it.
Pickle: wat?
Stuntd_Merc: You never heard the tale...of Ted o_O
ttty2t1j3: oh he does have a name, i just thought you were all crazy
rp252: no *shudders in fear*
rp252: please, tell your tale :yes:
Stuntd_Merc: Well I'll type it out for you
rp252: in the form of interpretive dance?
ttty2t1j3: omg

Stuntd_Merc: Ted was once a great gamer, much like you or I, who was an avid Space Marine player. The only difference being that his girlfriend was made-up and he was that one smelly, bragging guy who you hate to play but love to beat. [03:00]
Pickle: lol
ttty2t1j3: i know them types
Stuntd_Merc: One day while Ted and his...erm..."Friends" were walking down the street they happened upon an old condemned GW store. Some said the building was built over a burial ground, some say that the Space Marine second edition rules were crafted there, no one knows for sure.
rp252: lol
Pickle: ok

Lictor1989: dang you guys type a lot while I’m away...does that mean you all don’t like me? [03:02]

Stuntd_Merc: Ted's "Friends" dared him to spend one night inside, and to collect one Space Marine as proof. With nothing to live for, Ted decided to try it, after all...a space marine does cost about $3 dollars and he was getting one for free.

Kerinst: *singing* Horus used to work round the clock, but the warmaster died, then got back up, he's tough oooh so tough, Loken polishes his armor all day, The legion once rocked, but now they've betrayed, their dad, yeah their dad, but Lokens gonna fight for, the friends he's got, it doesn't make a difference if he survives or not, he's got his brothers and now their stuck on Istvaan, lets see what we got, OOOOHHHHH we're gonna die down there, OOOOHHHH, Get Decius on the air, tell him to run with the Emperors prayer OOOOOHHHHHH may Terra be spared, may Terra be spaaaared... [03:03]
Lictor1989: lol

Stuntd_Merc: That night, horrible atrocities were wrought on Ted, and his eternal soul was banished to the warp. Yet Ted's thirst for vengeance, his unlimited drive to annoy all who have actual girlfriends, had brought him back to our time...and to LO Chat >_>

Kerinst: OK I think the meds are kicking in now
Pathofskulls: lol
Stuntd_Merc: And that, kids, is the story of Ted the Lo Chat ghost. Whenever the room says 6 people and there are only 5, Ted will be here. [03:04]
rp252: lmao
Lictor1989: dam kern what kind of meds are you takeing >_>
Kerinst: good ones
Lictor1989: good story merc
Pickle: yep
Kerinst: sorry I just love that song
Stuntd_Merc: Well that wasted a good five minutes. Thank you lol [03:05]
Pathofskulls: you came up with that one the night mine and jonesie's computer said there were seven people on when there were only 6 isn't it?

Lictor1989: hehe i wonder if they are the kind that my history teacher took one day...that was the funnest period ever
Stuntd_Merc: Yeah Skulls lol
Pathofskulls: thought so
Pathofskulls: that was kinda messed up that night
Stuntd_Merc: Good times =D
rp252: Does ted speak to you merc?
Kerinst: hehehe
Lictor1989: afk again >_>
Stuntd_Merc: We need like Primarch smilies… yeah, I've spoken to him
rp252: *whisper* kerinst, merc might need some of those meds
Pickle: or less of them
Stuntd_Merc: He claimes his Wolf Templars, his own created SM chapter, was never defeated in all of his two games against the autisim kids.
rp252: that is true
Pathofskulls: lol [03:07]
ttty2t1j3: lol
Pathofskulls: going to get some ice cream
rp252: now i want ice cream

rp252: damn it!

++Update: Ted has reportedly got a Twin that follows him, as he is no longer alone in his visits to LO Chat.
Humour Lord Kerinst suspects Ted is gaining strength and followers as the chat grows bigger++



If this was funny, you should have been there for…

the pedestal flykicking, the Primarch poker faces, Horus’ evil/greasy mullet and Lightning Comb, the baretta/grapespoon combo, nude-ness typing, bunker near the 12th hole, repeated towel whippings, the now famous ‘Solly’, explosive face ointment, multiple ninjas and pixies, Process’ primal cutlery hunt, gingerninja's cuteness, record 26 room kickouts, the chaotic ‘Cheese Grimoire’, the PUNjabi’s antics, battle of the 36inch Gummy snake, awakening the Funk of 40,ooo Years, cans of ‘whoop ass’, guitar gods, ja, wow… so many random and funny topics, there must be over nine thousaAAAAAAAAND!!!

That’s just the funny stuff, not to mention the list and modeling help, everyday general talk, moral support, chit chat etc etc.




so if you want, join in for the fun- and meet others in the LO community :)
 
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#2 ·
Here's some funny stuff (I reckon =P) that was going straight to profile quotes... but decided to put them here for a laugh instead:)
Note: these happened on the same day, not too long after each other.. this also influenced my decision to put it here:ninja:


BATTLE OF THE GINGER-MONKEY! {goofy}


heh heh, not really, just a cool title :D sorta. I 'spose. Maybe. *considers edit....*

...

gingerninja: *lurk* [07:04]
wokeywile: lictor style?
gingerninja: indeed
The Paint Monkey: Ha! Like a lictor would respond to a question. That'd give it right away!
gingerninja: @PM: do lictors speak english? could be throwing my voice?
The Paint Monkey: Hey Ninja- What time is it in your part of the world?
wokeywile: lictors only mean trouble in my experience
gingerninja: 10:02am

The Paint Monkey: You did it again! I didn't even need an auspex to find you. [07:07]



Round 2: Fight!
:D



*The Paint Monkey has joined the room*


The Paint Monkey: Ahoy! [10:51]
gingerninja: ahoy hoy
The Paint Monkey: Ahoy-hoy-hoy!
gingerninja: this could get silly: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy
The Paint Monkey: Yeah, let's not get carried away.
The Paint Monkey: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy-hoy.
gingerninja: Ahoy-hoy-hoy-hoy-hoy...........infinite hoy
gingerninja: infact Ahoy-over 9000!!!! hoy
jONESIE: googleplex hoy?
jONESIE: do i win?
jONESIE: >_<
gingerninja: not unless you can say that many hoy
The Paint Monkey: Nah, I just wanted to see a yodeling ninja.
jONESIE: haha
The Paint Monkey: Is K still around? [10:55] (Karmoon)
gingerninja: *yodels*






by the way,
 
#3 ·
KARMOON'S PIZZA LOVE

Tossy: i am a very fast eater
Tossy
: i have eaten 1 1/2 pizzas
karmoon
: but you need to be able to appreciate the pizza
karmoon:
savour the pizza
karmoon: you court the pizza and woo it with your taste buds
karmoon: show the pizza a good time.
Karmoon: sometimes, i even say I'll call the pizza afterwards
and give it flowers
 
#4 ·
Ryu doesn't like SF2!!

karmoon: is anyone else tempted to hurricane kick when Ryu comes in the room? [11:34]
karmoon: Tatsu maki Senpu kyaku! [11:34]
karmoon: shinku~~~ Hadouken! [11:35]
karmoon: .. ok ok. i'll stop. [11:35]
Ryu_ookami has left the room [11:35]
karmoon: o_0
 
#5 ·
Milk anyone?

cow-man: *milks self* [11:37]
cow-man: milk anyone? [11:37]
gingerninja: no [11:37]
cow-man: its fresh! [11:37]
Pestigor: I make a point of never drinking milk from a male cow [11:37]
cow-man: =( [11:37]
Pestigor: as a rule o.o [11:37]
karmoon: ROFL [11:37]
Pathofskulls: i don't think anyone does [11:37]

oh dear.
 
#6 ·
Gamete likes quiet times.

gamete: ahh, wikipedia. one of my many banes. [12:00]
Pestigor has left the room [12:00]
gamete: ahh. pestigor. one of my many banes. [12:04]
gamete: ...ahh. silence. one of my many banes... [12:06]
 
#7 · (Edited)
Behold, the power of my presence!! The following took place after a 20+ minute, fast moving conversation about a possible 40K MMO:

kore: *lurks, has to get back to work* [02:20]
Orsos: well its been fun guys/gals [02:20]
Orsos: Talk to you all sometime soon [02:20]
Tarzen: ciao [02:20]
kore: laterz [02:20]
Tarzen has left the room [02:20]
Orsos has left the room [02:20]

Pestigor: laters [02:20]
Pestigor has left the room [02:20]
albinoalien: see ya guys...time for the gym [02:21]
kore: wow!! [02:21]
kore: i lurk and everyone leaves [02:21]
albinoalien: heh [02:21]
albinoalien: we took your que [02:21]
albinoalien: see ya [02:22]
kore: later [02:22]
vlorlich has left the room [02:24]
albinoalien has left the room (connection timeout) [02:26]
 
#8 ·
Dear all,

Those of us who have the pleasure of frequenting LO Chat know just how insane it can be.

I thought it might be a good idea to have a thread like this, that we might preserve the madness for posterity.

So, take it away

Papa K
 
#9 ·
gingerninja: I am god...... [12:43]
jONESIE: Ginger- am I allowed to humbly disagree? [12:45]
jONESIE: and say, NO! NO! NO! [12:45]
gingerninja: disagree all you like, I own your soul [12:47]
jONESIE: owies... welll.....i own... your toothbrush [12:47]
jONESIE: so .. yeah... toothbrush [12:48]
jONESIE: *shakes fist* [12:48]
gingerninja: lol [12:48]
karmoon: that's ownage that is [12:48]
 
#10 ·
jONESIE nah, i prefer to think.... there is a fine line between genius and instaity.... [03:40]
jONESIE that a lot of LO Chat users cross.... [03:40]
karmoon hahahahahaha [03:40]
 
#12 ·
Cactus > Titan



Do it yerself ya lazy poo! :p

Anyway, this was rather special:

Triumph: I can change shape at will! [01:37]
Triumph has left the room [01:37]
Triumph - Titan form: has joined the room [01:37]
Triumph - Titan form: Braaaagh! [01:37]
Triumph - Titan form: *stomps everyone* [01:37]
Process: mmm [01:37]
Triumph - Titan form: has left the room [01:37]
Triumph has joined the room [01:38]
gingerninja: *throws liquid nitrogen over triumph* change form now!!!!! [01:38]
Triumph: PWNED1 [01:38]
Nexus-Star: crazy [01:38]
Triumph has left the room [01:38]
Triumph - Raven has joined the room [01:38]
karmoon *cracks knuckles* [01:38]
Triumph - Raven has been kicked by karmoon [01:38]
karmoon: muHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [01:38]
gingerninja: lol [01:38]
Nexus-Star: hehe [01:39]
jONESIE: ROFL [01:39]
gingerninja: PWNED [01:39]
Triumph has joined the room [01:39]
gingerninja: that should be the definition in the dictionary [01:39]
 
#15 · (Edited)
Beard Saga

karmoon: PATHOFSKULLS HAS A BEARD! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS EARLIER?! [10:22]
Pathofskulls: Er... [10:22]
karmoon: so pesty.. do you have a beard too? [10:24]
Pestigor: no no I don't o.o [10:25]
karmoon: I'm guessing Riptor doesn't [10:25]
Riptor: I was like 'Why the F*** did I buy sisters of battle?' [10:24]
Riptor: I didnt even know I took enough money with me to buy some. [10:25]
Riptor: Nope, clean shaven. [10:25]
Pestigor: Riptors face was beardless thus the reason he fell to the tune of the GW staff o.o [10:26]
Pestigor: beards protect you... its been proven [10:26]
karmoon: ^ agreed ^ [10:26]
Riptor: Because if you have a beard, NOONE approaches you? [10:26]
Lictor1989: curses im open for attack >_> [10:26]
Karmoon: Why, just the other day I saved a falling cat in my beard [10:26]
Lictor1989: wait a second i remember now....we dont have GW here.... [10:26]
Pestigor: its true beard = 5+ ward save [10:26]
karmoon: oddly enough.. i've only had interest from girls SINCE having a beard... [10:26]
Riptor: Heh. [10:27]
Lictor1989: oooh that makes sense why no girl has come within a 5' radius of me...or is that cause i dont shower >_>
karmoon: ...
 
#16 ·
Karmoon VS Nightbringer

albinoalien
i was just saying that because im a necron lover and completely prejuidice to any other entity in all of 40k
[04:01]

albinoalien
heh
[04:01]


albinoalien
although they are the only omnious beings the exist outside of the warp
[04:01]


vlorlich
That we know of
[04:01]

albinoalien
besides...all those demons that get out
[04:02]


karmoon
I exist outside the warp, and i'm pretty ominous!
[04:02]

karmoon
... jonesie.. i wouldn't eat that rat turd if I was you... *spooky look*
[04:02]

karmoon
see? Ominous.
[04:02]

albinoalien
lol
[04:02]


vlorlich
hahaha
[04:02]


albinoalien
well Karmoon, we'll pit you before the NightBringer, see who the greatest of all is
[04:03]

albinoalien
do it like a rocky movie
[04:03]

karmoon
I'll give the Nightbringer a baloon.
[04:07]

karmoon
that'll shut him up.
[04:07]

albinoalien
heh
[04:07]

vlorlich
ha
[04:07]

karmoon
a nice helium baloon.
[04:07]


albinoalien
"the battle stand are quiet. THe two combatants size each other up. On one end, the bringer of death and the very killer of the stars, the omni precent being, the NightBringer, coming up to 8 foot 2", and 360 pts. On the other end, Karmoon, maker of threads, master moderator of the LO chat. Coming up to 5" 11 and a measly 30 pts. Suddenly, Karmoon takes a step forward. The crowd is silent. Everyones eyes are on Karmoon. He comes before the nightbringer, eye to eye, draws his hand back, and brings out a balloon. a gasp draws from the crowd. Suddenly, the nightbringer's eyes light up with joy and love as his ugly demenour is broken by Karmoon's baloon. Karmoon wins!
[04:11]
 
#17 ·
:D Well this is new

Heavenfall: woah woah woah.....firedrakes a.....GIRL!!!!
Nexus-Star: o_O
Nexus-Star: :p
Nexus-Star: LOL
NiteRabbit: lol
Nexus-Star: you found that out just now?
Heavenfall: yea
NiteRabbit: ...and realisation did dawn upon Heavenfall
Nexus-Star:*slaps head*
Heavenfall: lol
NiteRabbit: ...and the world trembled
 
#18 ·
The Truth is out there

albinoalien:
ok ok but keep this down *hushed whisper* im not even an alien..... [04:51]
albinoalien has been kicked by karmoon [04:51]
karmoon:
HE LIES! [04:51]
 
#19 ·
its a great way to spend hours of time not doing anything, homework, job, or girlfriend [12:08]
albinoalien .... [12:08]
karmoon man [12:08]
albinoalien that may be why she dosent kiss me anymore... :cry: lol [12:08]
 
#20 ·
Pickle unexpectedly owns Phobos

Phobos has joined the room [08:16]
Pickle <---likes eating karmoon [08:16]
Phobos
Right. [08:16]
Pestigor
o_O [08:16]
Phobos
what did i miss. [08:16]
karmoon
!!!! [08:16]
Pickle
me? [08:17]
Phobos
some spacker left an answerphone message and threw me offline. gits. [08:17]
Kerinst
karmoon likes biscuits [08:17]
Pickle
*oooh hugs phobos [08:17]
Phobos
... [08:17]
Phobos
who the hell are you? Get away from me! only people who have known me as long as Kuffy are allowed bodily contact. [08:17]
Nexus-Star
but kuffy is not long [08:17]
Pickle
*haha* [08:17]
Kerinst
Phobos has been pickled [08:17]
Nexus-Star
he is a dwarf [08:17]
Pickle
*laughs as he hugs* [08:17]
karmoon
hahaha [08:17]
 
#26 ·
who the hell are you? Get away from me! only people who have known me as long as Kuffy are allowed bodily contact. [08:17]
Nexus-Star
but kuffy is not long [08:17]
Pickle
*haha* [08:17]
Kerinst
Phobos has been pickled [08:17]
Nexus-Star
he is a dwarf [08:17]
Pickle
*laughs as he hugs* [08:17]
karmoon
hahaha [08:17]

Oohh.. you people better pray I don't get bored enough to enter that. Or I will cause some pain to you all.. oh yes. I maybe short, but I'm T5 with a basic 4+ save (or naked, dependant upon the weather).

But.. I get bodily contact with Inkie? o_O Not sure whether that's a plus or not...

KU
 
#22 · (Edited)
March of the Tossy's

This all came in result of Tossy wanting an army of Tossy's, thus duplication.

ps. I didn't know where the thread was for these types of conversations.


Tossy 2 has joined the room

[11:10:44 PM]
Tossy 3 has joined the room

[11:10:49 PM]
Heavenfall: lol

[11:10:50 PM]
Aether-Moose: =/

[11:10:51 PM]
Tossy 4 has joined the room

[11:10:52 PM]
Heavenfall: gone

[11:10:57 PM]
Tossy 5 has joined the room

[11:11:01 PM]
Tossy: i want to adopt sweedish tripplets

[11:11:03 PM]
Tossy 6 has joined the room

[11:11:07 PM]
Aether-Moose: Path, activate the kick-o-matic 4000!

[11:11:09 PM]
Heavenfall: :eek:

[11:11:10 PM]
Tossy 7 has joined the room

[11:11:13 PM]
warrior47: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[11:11:16 PM]
Tossy: YAY

[11:11:17 PM]
Heavenfall: HES GOT AN ARMY!!!

[11:11:18 PM]
warrior47: Purge them

[11:11:19 PM]
Kerinst: like I said the other night my GF kissed me, stared deeply into my eyes and said "OMG this child is going to look just like you, maybe I should abort" giggled and went to sleep

[11:11:22 PM]
Aether-Moose: TOSSY INFESTATION!

[11:11:22 PM]
Tossy: my Tossys have arrived

[11:11:25 PM]
warrior47: Destroy

[11:11:35 PM]
warrior47: Path, save us

[11:11:44 PM]
Heavenfall: SAVE USSSSS

[11:11:50 PM]
Tossy: muhuahahaha

[11:11:52 PM]
Aether-Moose: Great time to go AFK Path...

[11:12:05 PM]
Heavenfall: yea

[11:12:09 PM]
Kerinst: Path kill anyting that starts with the letter T

[11:12:17 PM]
Aether-Moose: @Kern: Owned.

[11:12:25 PM]
Tossy: hey :(

[11:12:33 PM]
Tossy has been kicked by Pathofskulls

[11:12:36 PM]
warrior47: wait, I thought heavenfall was tossy2

[11:12:37 PM]
Kerinst: :D

[11:12:38 PM]
Aether-Moose: Woo!

[11:12:40 PM]
warrior47: lol

[11:12:43 PM]
Aether-Moose: Now just get the other 6

[11:12:51 PM]
Tossy has joined the room


Aether-Moose: Path, where are you!?

[11:13:58 PM]
Aether-Moose: Send up the PoS signal!

[11:14:09 PM]
Stuntd_Merc: XD

[11:14:12 PM]
Aether-Moose: Shines flashlight over fingers in a 'p' shape*
 
#23 ·
The Destruction of the Tossy Armada

Tossy 6 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
Tossy 5 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
Tossy 2 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
Tossy 4 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
Tossy 3 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
Tossy 7 has left the room (connection timeout) [09:21:49 PM]
 
#27 · (Edited)
jONESIE i abuse my body with Rice and Noodles... [10:37]

jONESIE i eat lots of rice and noodles [10:37]

jONESIE actually, i have recieved many free kebabs this week so far from next door's kebab shop [10:38]

Stuntd_Merc Rice and noodles kick a$$ [10:38]

jONESIE plus my own kitchen food [10:38]

jONESIE hopefully, i can put on some weight [10:38]

Stuntd_Merc I'm trying to get some muscle [10:38]

Pestigor I have a distrust of Kabab shops after the one down the road got shut down for selling seagul and german shepard meat [10:39]

jONESIE ????????? [10:39]

Stuntd_Merc XD [10:39]

Cheredanine as long as they sell it as seagul and german shepard kebab I fail to see a problem
 
#28 · (Edited)
visitor q
random subject....why is it that bards and minstrals and such like seem to be valid career choices in most fantasy games (even Warhammer fantasy battle has musicians), seems rather odd when the main characters are faceing unspeakable hordes of darkness [09:43]

albinoalien too much chicken
[09:43]
Adrian MalSeraph
Umm... [09:43]
Adrian MalSeraph I use Tune of Soothing on you! [09:44]
Adrian MalSeraph Not exactly fear striking IMO. [09:44]
Adrian MalSeraph Now... [09:44]
Adrian MalSeraph I cast Conflagration and slash you with my Sword of Sins! [09:44]
Adrian MalSeraph Much more fear inducing there. [09:44]
albinoalien i see. [09:45]
visitor q exactly, [09:45]
albinoalien sword wielding monstrosity of a hero.. [09:45]
albinoalien vs.. [09:45]
albinoalien banjo wielding bard with awkward mustache [09:45]
albinoalien hmm i see the fear instilling definatly...ecspecially [09:46]
albinoalien if that banjo is playing some country tunes [09:46]
visitor q I will use my wondering minstral prowess to placate the Great Unclean One and divert it from its unholy ways..... [09:46]
albinoalien cause then everyones gonna turn and run [09:46]
Adrian MalSeraph Lemme play you some Toby Keith! [09:46]
albinoalien lol [09:46]
Adrian MalSeraph ARRRRRRRRGH! *head explodes* [09:46]
albinoalien nooo!!!! [09:46]
albinoalien let me at the sword wielding bastard instead! [09:46]
albinoalien please *cries* [09:46]
Adrian MalSeraph rofl [09:47]
Adrian MalSeraph quoted.
 
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