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1]constantly ask your opponent to spare your commander......say it is his birthday
2]paint your face green, wear a nose ring, grunt alot.
3]switch your figures with figures from other games while your opponent isnt looking
4]have a dramatic funeral when any of your units die
5]name all your figures call them by thier first name during battle


UM i have more reply and ill tell you there really funny! :D
 

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They already have that whole page in the space marine section
 

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They're in the SM section too? I found them in general discussion, from way back in february B) . Look on page 4, 'In the grim darkness of the future, there is one laugh!'. There you'll find a few things, including 101 ways to annoy your opponent.

And what the heck is this doing in the conversion forum anyway?? Too bad I can't mod in this forum.
 

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Here's my recepy.. amke sure you beat up you opponent before you do it though...
Every time you shoot something explosive at your opponent... make it look real... place explosives on the board!

Me and a friend did it once with the bretonnia models you got in the old WHFB started set. A whole lot of fun I can tell you!
 

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Ok i'll take a stab at this.

When your Ork Boyz attack their enemys with their choppas, make it look realistic and use an axe on his models.
Use an actual can of Raid when playing against Tyranids.
If you are playing Tyranids make lunch of your opponent (literally).
Whenever someone uses a flamer against a unit shreak in glee and get out your hairspray can and your lighter, make those models burn!
Meltagun can comfortably be simulated with a blowtorch.
Whenever you lose a model threaten to kill the rest of your army if they dont shape up, then attack some random model soldier cuz he "insulted" you.
Start an arguement with your army commander (the model)
Poke your opponent whenever he picks up dice.
Stab your opponent whenever he rolls a 3.
Pop some popcorn, glue the popcorn to bases and make up some story they are the ultimate army. Forge documents to prove your point and make outrageus stats for them.
Use your cat as a unit.
Sing about everything your opponent does...badly (example: "and now he takes some dice lalalala he throws them bababa and he doesnt hit me doddo")
When your opponent measures distance, continously rub your nipples to distract him. Moan if neccesary.
When you start playing take of all your clothes and play naked.
Do a little dance everytime you kill a model.

This is fun :D
 

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Some more.

If one of your squads has bad luck shooting (easier to do, but if you REALLY wanna annoy him do it in assault too) then turn them from the enemy and make them walk all the way to the board edge. When your opponent asks what the hell you are doing say that they dont want to play this game anymore. But tell him it wasnt your idea.

Poo in your hand and throw it at his models, claim its a orbital strike.

Every time an important unit dies on your side slip some Monopoly money towards your opponent and say "lets just forget that happened, alright?" Raise the amount the more die.

If he is really creaming you call his mom (dad, wife whatever) and claim that he's about to go with some really bad kids to rob some old ladies, smoke some squirrels, whatever. If wife (husband) tell her that he's smelling other womens hair, grabbing them from behind and acting cute when they slap him back. Tell them they really should just tell him to go home IMMEDIATELY to stop this, hand your phone to your friend.

Knock your opponent out, dress him in womens clothing and put him in your bed. Claim both of you got drunk and you dont want to talk about it. "It was a one time thing dammit!"

Shift, add or even remove some terrain when he's not watching.

Get real close to him and start scratching yourself. Ask if he's heard of those australian jumping lice that are starting to infect people in your town.

When its not your turn stare at him and drool, giggle occasionally.

Take a picture of him and take it with you (it has to be abit big). Then whenever he does something you dont like add a little skull to it and mutter to yourself "Soon...soon"

Keep asking him what he's gonna do next.

Whenever its his turn go behind him with some dice and get on your knees and look intently at his butt and mutter incoherently. When he asks you what you are doing just say
"I'm trying to appease your Ass-spirit. Oh great Ass-spirit bless these dice" Then promptly shove your dice down his pants.

Take everything WAY too seriously.
"Oh no you moved them THERE. Oh crap why there? anywhere but there!"

Badly fake injury to avoid getting beaten.

Fling boogers at him.

Be topless, paint "ritual" symbols on you (extreme people might scar themselves, only for extreme annoyers). Wear a straw skirt and just scream incoherently at him whenever he addresses you or kills one of you models. Maybe bring along a spear.

(this might be hard for female players, pun intended, but might even be more disturbing when they do it) Fake an erection (good old sock, cucumber, various sex toys) keep it in your pants but touch him with it appearantly by accident. Dont appear to notice it.

Whenever he gets within striking distance, quikly jab him in the eyes with your index finger and middle finger. Dance around and ask if he wants more. Call him biatch (bee-atch).

Insist you fight out every assault in real life. Bring appropriate weaponry.

Insult the models you are fighting and gloat when they die.
"You want some of this? huh? i give you some of this *POW* (rolls dice). HAH you aint so tough now? ARE 'YA?. No thats cuz your are DEAD! Punk."


Thats it for now
 

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Here's something I always do.

Curse your dice every time you roll bad, the give the dice to the opponent to let him take his armour saves and resurection saves...
The worst thing is that it works to a setain degree...

Oh, and my opponents always bring their own dice after I played against them a couple of times...

Here's something else:
Comment the looks of your opponents converted models.
"Hahahahahahaha that cultists looks like his just grabbing the other guys nuts!"
 

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I actually cursed my dice once. My friend REFUSES to use them for anything. He learned that a few 1s and 2s in like 3 battles straight.
Although sometimes they curse me too. Oh well you win some you lose some.
 

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LOL Protocon i coudent stop laughing!!!

I liked the Eye poking one..

Perhaps when you do that, scream (in a cheesy Japanese Accent):

I KILL YOU, I KILL YOU, I POKE YOU IN THE EYEEEEE!!
 
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