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The occasional bloated marine was ok, but not if your whole army was just a collection of overweight marines.
I like the new marines, has a kind of diseased famine look to it.


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Horus at a party with all the Primarchs.

Horus: "So, how about overthrowing the Emperor"
Angron: "Nahh, i dont think i *hick* want to.
Horus: "Here, have another."
Angron: "Oh, thanks. *glugg**glugg*
Horus: "You wanna overthrow the Emperor now?
Angron: "Hey, you're *hick* alright, SURE, why not *hick* LET THE GALAXY *hick* BURN!

And so repeated until roughly half of the primarchs left the Emperors grace. The other half was spared because they were responsible drivers.

It is so simple, why didnt i see all this before?! :lol:


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Let's see if we can find a link with Chaos and Space Wolves, after all they like beer...maybe someone in their upper ranks is trying to get them to turn to Chaos, but he can only succeed in getting them partially drunk. That must be it! There's not enough beer to corrupt the entire chapter now, but someone's trying! And since they all like beer (okay who doesn't but these are brainwaxed SM), I bet it's imprinted in their geneseed. Which leads me to believe that somewhere in the adeptus mechanicus somebody in control of the geneseed stocks wants them to turn traitor... yesss.....
 

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Ahem, we can easily outdrink any SW. I mean what the heck do you think we're doing when we're not fighting the imperium!? 95% of the time we spent in the Eye we drinking beer, as well as other alcoholic stuff (boozed up blood yummie).
 

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Daemonic Alcohol is my favourite aswell as beer and whiskey. By the way i've tasted SW beer, it's no better than american beer! it's just flavoured water!

Blood for the Blood God!
 

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Originally posted by BorninDarkness@May 7 2003, 05:52
Ahem, we can easily outdrink any SW. I mean what the heck do you think we're doing when we're not fighting the imperium!? 95% of the time we spent in the Eye we drinking beer, as well as other alcoholic stuff (boozed up blood yummie).
Have you read much space wolf fluff??

Russ can, i believe, out drink any other marine/primarch around. Wolf-brew ain't exactly colored watter, considering their heratage. I heard a story second hand once that Russ thought he was even the better of the emporor when it came to drinking.


Just because you can say it louder doesn't mean its so :p


(and what exactly do you think it is the space wolves do when they aren't wiping CSM accross the galaxy???)
 
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