Aight, diz iz da thread where we post in good, orky langurage! Any 'umiez come in 'ere we'z gunna stomp 'em real good. So load yer dakkas, bring yer choppas and give da kan a good bashin' ta wake 'im up! 'Ere we go!
Wedz Boyz needz a bloody Rok for Apocalypse! I dun care if ist 1000 points! It should giv us deepstrike and insta kill any stunties it scatters on wiff no loss to us! Even dose necronz and bugz should fear five of dese babiez dropped on dem!
Wut yu said git?! Ain't nobody wit' a 'arder head den mine! Now lemme tell ya sumfink! Why'z I get ta be da big boss? 'cuz I'm da strongest, baddest, biggest ork wit' da most dead 'ard gear in da whole frikkin univarse! I'z even tinkin' I could take on dat Ghazwhateva fella! Why yu be tinkin' we wuz goin' ta arm-ur-geddum? Now git outta my face 'fore I clobber ya back to whatever rok ya came crawlin' out from!
Speakin' o' roks, why don't we have un yet? AND WHERE'Z DA BIG MEK?! WE NEEDZ A BIG MEK!
Dat'z wut I wuz tinkin'! But I'z already said dat WE NEEDZ A BIG MEK! Small, runty meks ain't good enuff! We'z gunna need a big 'un if we want a WAAAGH! I'z gunna go stomp sum grotz now. If yu ain't got a big mek 'til I git back, yu'z gunna get stomped real good! An' I mean it.
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