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Well, since I saw the dead baby jokes, and heard all of them, I figured I'd share some other jokes that I find quite humorous. But I need approval from the Mods prior to any of these jokes spilling out of my hands.


EDIT: Some of these are Homosexual pedophilia, even though I am not homosexual, nonetheless these made me cry when I heard them (in a good way).
 

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What's black, blue and hates sex?
The 10 year old in my trunk.

Whats better than an 18 yr old?
2 9 yr olds.

What's the best thing about a 12 yr old?
Get her in the shower, wet her hair back, and she looks like an8 yr old boy.

What did the pedophile say to the other?
Trade you a 10 for 2 5s.

What's the difference between a pedophile and acne?
One waits until you're thirteen to come on your face.

More to come, I can't think of them right now, and one of my friends is a pedophile.
 

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How do you make a 3 yr old cry twice?
Clean your bloody (ehrm) off on her teddy bear.
 

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ya I know, isn't it great?


What do you get when you cut a 3 yr old?
A hard-on. (the basis for the dead baby joke.)
 

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hahahahah sick but i have very few morals so it's funny.
 

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What's better than sex w/ a 6 yr old girl?




Nothin' man.....nothin'........
 

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The pedophile skipped breakfast, but grabbed a little something on his way to work.
 

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A peadophile and a lttle boy are walking through the woods late at night.
The boy says "I'm scared!" and the peadophile says
"You're scared? I've got to walk back on my own!"
 

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What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?










There's twenty of them!



Props to moncs!
 

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Two pedophiles are sitting in prison, and one turns to the other and says "You know this one time I had an 8 year old with the body of a 6 year old."

You know what the curb test is, when you sit a girl on the curb and if her feet touch the ground she's legal. Hey if that doesn't work, just use a handicap ramp.

Oh and the best thing about babies learning to crawl, they're already in the right position.

Heh, okay that's all the ones I can remember that haven't already been said.
 
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