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I posed this question in the spy or ninja topic, but I feel that this worthy question deserves its own topic. What are cooler: Pirates or Ninja?

Some basic facts:
Ninja-
*flip out and kill people
*can stop arrows and bullets with their swords
*don't say much
*are as stealthy as it gets
*have quiet weapons
*rule the night
Pirates
*drink beer, ale, rum, or an odd mix of them all
*climb rope ladders with the greatest of ease
*can block arrows and bullets with the sheer power of their body odor
*get to use guns and cannons
*can sail the open seas
*rule the waves
 

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can i be an alcoholic ninja who happens to hang out with pirates?
 

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If you were an alcoholic ninja, you would have to be so L337 that you could throw a piece of rice paper in the air, and cut it into 16 equal portions before it hit the ground while drunk. If you couldn't do that then you would just be a drunk with a sword and pajamas
 

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Tomoyasu forgot to mention the fact that ninjas have to wear black all of the time. Bornindarkness might go for that, but I certainly don't. I prefer a hodgepodge, patched together collection taken from the men I've swashbuckled to death.

Furthermore, you forgot to tell them the real reason you are asking. You see, he holds the rank of Rally Commissar at our high school, and is managing school spirit activities. He's holding a ninja vs. pirate day at our school, and dressing as either of these will give your class points toward the spirit race.
 

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Hmm, coming to think of it: a completely wasted dude in black with a sword sounds pretty cool. I just have to find me a nice sword :lol: !

PS: ninjas usually don't wear black, but dark brown and green, as this is less visible than black when you're out in the night. Personally I just stick to black though ;) .
 

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To quote a friend of mine

Can i be a Ninja?

Can i be an eeeeevilllll Ninja?

Can i be an eeeeevilllll Ninja with a big sword?

Can i be an eeeeevilllll Ninja with a big sword and shuriken?

Can i be an eeeeevilllll Ninja with a big sword, nunchucks and shuriken?
 

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ninja is cooler. Reminds me of tenchi level where you had to get rid of the pirates.
 

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The only way to answer this thread is to use a modified quote from SNL.


To pit a ninja vs a pirate would be like pitting matter vs anti-matter, and could only result in chaos.
 

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NINJA!!!! but pirates do get to say arrrgh a lot.
 

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its all about the ninja pirate the best of both worlds. shiver me shurikens
 
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