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From last night's friendly matches,

Alpha Legion Victim: "Oh, I get it - the eight genestealers I shot were just a delivery system for the other four."

(After the four remaining 'stealers killed the six remaining CSMs in a squad upon contact)
 

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Lol... nice :D

this is not a quote ... but is something that happened today :
Nids vs WH
8 Hormagaunts kill 20 Sobs ...
 

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Lol... nice :D

this is not a quote ... but is something that happened today :
Nids vs WH
8 Hormagaunts kill 20 Sobs ...
nice kill... my nicest kill was 16 homas killed 5 terminators on an assault ^^... it's a shame that the lone terminator who was remaining didn't run.

nice quote?... hm... ok not my quote but "STOP POKEING MEEEE!!!!" when the ork warboss (with cybork body & mega armour) survived the full wrath of a land raider crusader. Kind of a warcraft rippoff though :p
 

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"Who are tyranids? Xeno sucm?Ha marines are 10x better then Xeno scum.."

For that. I completly devistated him...1 gaunt was killed.....i was surprized
 

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My nicest kill (using tyranids) was before the new tyranid codex. It was agaist tau and I fired with a unit of 8 termagaunts against a unit of 3 xv8. All the xv8 died.
 

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aint realy a quote.But a while ago i was in a mega battle and i had 15 gaunts and like 15 or so marines fired at me..i got a 4+cover save and he killed about 8 in rapid fire
 

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"So I see...how many terminators did you have again?"

After 10 wulfen and a wolf priest kill 10 BT terminators and only suffering two casualties.
 

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"Would you like me to roll these dice? Or do you just wanna take him out?"

-Me as 8 genestealers surrounded one marine
 

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dymew said:
"Would you like me to roll these dice? Or do you just wanna take him out?"

-Me as 8 genestealers surrounded one marine
I use that quote almost any time my Tau Firewarriors get engaged in close combat, by almost any model(s) ^_^
 

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Here's one from a while back, my biker librarian just charged a Hive Tyrant:

Nid guy: "Plenty of wounds left, I'll squish you now"
Me: "Engage Force Weapon......splat"
 

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I got one that anyone who uses Hormagaunts has heard,
"yea, right they never make the charge!"

*roll that 6*

"so that's 6 plus 6 plus a 12' charge... quick calculations 24'... seems I did make the charge after all"

Or...!

"can I borrow 24 dice I need to roll 96 and I only have 72..."
 

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My best kill was my Zoanthrope anihilating a Necron Monolith.

"How much points that things cost? well 55... WHAT THE **** IS THAT FREAKING THING... !!!"

I realy like that sequence, lol!
 

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You know Addoran the Tyrant would have survived that force weapon(unless he fail every save) because tyranid synape creatures are immune to instant death.
 

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Instant death only applies to attacks that are double the targets toughness, not force weapons.

Or plague swords in case anyone was wondering.

So you can in fact kill Tyrants with both.
 

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This is not a quote but it happened a couple of weeks ago. My 8 genestealers took out...
1. Six man squad of scouts with CCW
2. Five man Squad of tyranic war veterans
3. Ten man squad of tactical marines
4. Six Devastator marines
5. Force Commander dude
A total of about 750 points
The dice rolls were pretty much one sided but you shoulda seen his face when...
1. two plasmas overheated
2. he failed 5 3+ saves
3. I made my hive tyrants 6+ two times
4. I made eight 4+ for my genestealers in one roll
 

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Commissar_Malevich said:
You know Addoran the Tyrant would have survived that force weapon(unless he fail every save) because tyranid synape creatures are immune to instant death.
Tyranid Synapse Creatures are immune to insta-kill from double Strength.

They are not immune to Force Weapons :)
 

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for months my friend had been saying "damn, i killed that tyrant quick, but id be proper f#@&ed if that thing moved any faster!"

i pull my winged tyrant out of the box a while back, in the most whiney, depressed voice imaginable "oh my god we're screwed..."

i still dont know who the other person in the "we" is

a daemon prince is killed in melee with out dealing a single wound by a cannoness, the cannoness player (who is so white, pale, and blond, you can barley see his eybrows) blurtz out in a rapping tone "i just smoked ur ass u snotty nosed pr*$k! 99 b17ches all over my ****!"
sry if that was a bit vulgar... might be one of those "u have to b there" stories
 

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It isnt that relevant but my 222 point chaos lord (s8/9 i6 on charge) killed
o 'shavah (what ever he is)
5 crisis suits
7 fire warriors... YAY
 
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